The greatest love story ever told continues to capture our hearts and minds, as Charlie Sheen has apologized for several voicemails he left for Denise Richards in 2005 that were leaked online earlier this week. He doesn't apologize for calling Denise Richards a "fucking cunt", nor did he apologize for making fun of Richards' mother who was undergoing chemotherapy at the time. Rather, he apologized for using the word "nigger" when he said the following:

I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit, fucking liar...I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger."

MSNBC reports:

I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings," Sheen said in a statement obtained by Access Hollywood. "And for the record, my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation," Sheen's statement continued. "So three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis."

In case you didn't know, Tony Todd is best known for playing Candyman. Using the word "nigger" is never acceptable, only when the windows are rolled up or you can run away really fast, but when he has a hook for a hand, all bets are off, man. All bets are off.

Charlie Sheen and his new wife, Brooke Mueller on their honeymoon on June 3rd:


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The Trannycat Dolls are making another new video [Hollywood Tuna]
Rumer Willis looked less ugly last night [Dlisted]
Charlie Sheen's wife is in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Cameron Diaz is hungry for junk and men [Hollywood Rag]
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl are on set [Popsugar]
Jason Mraz is a shirtless bikini boy [Just Jared]
Nightmare on Clay Aiken street [City Rag]
Alanis Morissette isn't bitter [ASL]
In case you missed it: Petra Nemcova's sideboob (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Sienna Miller gets dumped [Egotastic]
Alessandra Ambrosio has a baby shower [Popoholic]
Stephen Colbert graduation speech [College Humor]
Tuchas Lingus (Sex and the City) [Pajiba]

Famous people at the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball on June 2nd:


Pictured: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Brett Ratner, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Jason Bateman, Jason Goldburg, and Soleil Moon Frye

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Yesterday, sources close to Charlie Sheen publicly questioned Denise Richards claim that she needed to do her reality show to support her children, because she receives $52,000 a month in child support and has the potential to make an estimated $25 million off Sheen's television show, Two and Half Men. As usual, it didn't take long to fly into a psychotic rage. Page Six reports:

Sheen branded her a liar and claimed she sent his fiancee, Brooke Mueller, an e-mail asking him for his sperm so she could have another kid. Now Richards, in town to promote her E! reality show "It's Complicated," tells us: "For him to slam me saying I'm exploiting the kids, well, he's exploited our entire situation," Richards fumed to us yesterday. She claims Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text messages. "Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis. "He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?" Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."

There are times when I wonder if writing about topless hot chicks and Britney Spears all day is even worth it anymore. Then there comes a story like this. It's not every day that you can say you covered the greatest love story ever told. If I can be real for a minute, that's what keeps me going my friends.


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In another battle in their ongoing child-custody war, Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court for his refusal to allow their two daughters to appear on Richards' new reality show. Richards thinks it would be a good idea to put them on television, Sheen doesn't. Yahoo! says:

Sheen has refused to let his girls, three-year-old Sam and Lola, two, take part in the former Bond girl's TV plans - and so the ex-couple is going back to court later this week to fight it out. Sources tell U.S. news show Extra that Richards recently landed the reality TV deal, which will revolve around her life as a working single mum in Hollywood. In order for the girls to appear in the reality television show, Sheen has to approve but he has refused. Richards is asking the court to revoke Sheen's power as the children's father in this matter, so she can move forward with the show without his consent."

This is the 100 Years War of custody battles, so be prepared for more of this insane nonsense. Sam and Lola must be pissed. I wouldn't be surprised if they ran away from home with a handkerchief tied to a stick and were later seen on a raft with an escaped slave.

Update: TMZ is reporting the judge has ruled that Denise is allowed to film the reality show with her children and under certain restrictions.

The documents that Denise Richards filed in Los Angeles Superior Court recently have been revealed, and of course, Richards believes that the dead horse named "Charlie Sheen is a lunatic sexual deviant" hasn't quite been beaten enough. Richards included emails from Charlie Sheen and accusations that the actor frequently visited gay porn sites. Page Six reports:

Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser...You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig...You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved." Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."...Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state."

I'm going to take a wild stab and say, if you're a chick, telling a judge that your man is insane and jacks off to teen boys might not be the best way to win him back. Which, is pretty much all Denise Richards is trying to do. Every time you turn around she's filing some kind of document that says Sheen is a freak with Internet access. Um, we know. If I went to a party at Charlie Sheen's house I'd fully expect to see a dead hooker with a pentagram carved in her chest and someone skimming through his coffee table book, "The Power of Fisting."

The drama that is Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's custody battle continued yesterday as Richards filed documents in superior court to "protect her children from Sheen." Richards apparently has a problem with Sheen dating underage girls and using the internet as his Neverland Ranch. People reports:

She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children," says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. "This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."...Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching."

Charlie may have murdered porn star Chloe Jones, and Denise Richards stole her best friend's husband, so it's clear these two may not be the best at making life choices. Either way, these two kids will have purple hair and cut marks by the time they're 15, so who cares who they live with? The judge should just let these kids go on some kind of Japanese game show. The winner gets shot out of a cannon into a lion pit, and the loser gets to pick which one of these idiots she wants to live with.

Charlie with his daughter and fiancee last month:


NSFW Denise Richards: