Chloe Sevigny obviously doesn't know how to properly tie a toga, but who is going to hold it against her? Not me, not until I can think of Chloe Sevigny without thinking of the blow job she really gave Vincent Gallo in that movie of his; Brown Bunny. Because if you're going to have a movie where Big Love's hottest wife actually goes down on the actor/director why would you name your film "Brown Bunny." That sounds like a pet name for what I make in the bathroom. Why mix that imagery?

Maybe it would be fully explained if I actually watched the whole thing, but I didn't because the Brown Bunny DVD costs as much as a monthly membership to Mr. Skin, so why stress myself with plot?

Anyway, Chloe was out pimping her new and third season of Big Love on HBO, and decided to wear a pillow case.

Chloe Sevigny is like Maggie Gyllenhaal in that she's a decent actress in indie movies that guys who wear horn-rimmed glasses and low top Chuck Taylor's like, so they think she's some kind of goddess thereby mistakenly turning her into some sort of sex symbol. Let's be clear. She's not. In fact, if I was at this beach, and I saw this coming out of the water, there's a good chance my penis would bury itself in the sand.