The audio of Christian Bale absolutely losing it on Director of Photography Shane Hurlbut during the filming of Terminator Salvation, caused public outcry last week with many people calling for boycotts of all Bale's movies because of his treatment of the poor, defenseless Hurlbut. Oops. Radar Online says:

Bale became a hero to cast and crew after his tirade against Hurlbut, who was widely despised, sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively. "Hurlbut was a condescending (bleep) to everyone," a source told us. His favorite line was "Why don't you go stab yourself in the head, you idiot." Maybe Bale's not such a bad guy after all.

Well. So instead of this being about a pampered actor throwing a temper tantrum on set, it's about some asshole that everybody hated getting beasted in front of the entire crew. And as it turns out, he deserved it. Based on that quote, I'm surprised Bale wasn't allowed to carry this guy's head on a pike or make one of those NBA posters where he's dunking on him.

Ever since the audio was released of Christian Bale's meltdown on the set of Terminator Salvation, the world has been on been pins and needles wondering what the ladies from The View would say. Not really. Whoopi Goldberg actually makes some valid points, but it all goes to hell when Joy Behar starts talking. God, I hate this catty bitch. All that's missing is her talking about the time she opened for Lamb Chop or the time she shot up heroin with Red Buttons or whatever this hag used to do when the last time she was considered relevant.

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In what was first reported last July, here's the audio of Christian Bale going absolutely apeshit on Director of Photography Shane Hurlbut during the filming of Terminator Salvation. Finally. Just to warn you, I probably wouldn't play this too loud. Mostly because if saying the word "fuck" over and over is some kind of incantation, Christian Bale might make the guy in the cubicle next to you become a zombie or the hot chick from sales car turn into a pumpkin.

More details have been released regarding what exactly caused the altercation between Bale and his mother and sister. Details like his sister asking to "borrow" 200 grand to help raise her kids. And other details like, when Bale refused, his mother and sister threw a hissy fit and started talking shit about his wife. The Sun reports:

But sources close to 6ft 2in Bale, who has another sister called Louise, said Jenny inflamed the situation by hurling insults about his wife Sibi, 38...A source close to the case said: "Christian is a very wealthy young man and was asked to help his sister out financially. He was asked to loan her $200,000 but he refused and that caused an almighty row. During that row, the women claim, he assaulted them by pushing and shoving them. Both Jenny and Sharon are terribly upset over what happened. They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them. They are both devastated that it has come to this but want him to be taught a lesson."...Sharon, who works in computer programming, has two daughters - aged ten and 12 - from a previous marriage and a baby from a new relationship."

I'll admit, having a bunch of kids by different men can be tough in this crazy world. That's why most experts agree that if you do it, you should make sure one of the daddies is an oil tycoon or an all-powerful genie in a lamp. Because if your resume says "computer programmer," using your womb to populate the earth might not be the best business model.

Days before he allegedly assaulted his mother (it was her fault, by the way), Christian Bale reportedly flew into a rage on the set of Terminator Salvation. Friends close to the actor say that Bale has become on edge over the problems in his marriage and depressed over Heath Ledger's death. Uh oh, looks like somebody needs to double their dosage. TMZ reports:

TMZ spies tell us Bale was on the set last Friday shooting "Terminator 4" at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico. During a scene, Shane Hurlbut (seriously), director of cinematography, screwed up a shot -- at least in Christian's mind. We're told Bale went ballistic, screaming "I will kick your ass" along with other choice remarks. Several hundred people heard the outburst -- including Military Police -- which was described as "intense." We're told Bale was "extremely tired and having a bad day."

I don't want to speak for Bale, but I'd like to think that if I was in a movie directed by McG, I would try to kill somebody, too. Preferably the guy in front of me at Boston Market yesterday who took all the creamed spinach. That's right, asshole. Remember me? That's too bad. Because I remember your license plate number.

Christian Bale leaving the Belgravia Police station yesterday:


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The Dark Knight star, Christian Bale, was arrested by London police today after his mother and sister told authorities that the actor assaulted them. Police were actually going to arrest Bale yesterday, but felt doing so during the European premiere of the biggest movie of the year might have been embarrassing. I think I speak for everyone when I say "What...the...fuck..." The Sun UK reports:

He is alleged to have lashed out on Sunday night at Park Lane's Dorchester Hotel - where he has a suite. Mum Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, who lives in Dorset, went to a police station in Hampshire yesterday to lodge the allegation. The matter was referred to the Met Police. Detectives, well aware of last night's glittering bash, took the decision not to approach Bale yesterday. But they are expected to make attempts to quiz the Wales-born actor today. A source said: "It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don't yet know is founded in truth. "But Mr Bale will be contacted at the earliest opportunity and be asked to provide an account of anything that happened." A Met Police spokesman said: "We can confirm we have received allegation from another force in relation to an alleged incident in central London."

Bale seems like one of the normal actors in Hollywood, so I hope this is just one big misunderstanding. If not, I really hope he used his Batman voice. Girls always get scared when I use that. Not as scared as I would like, but my mom hasn't finished making my cape yet.

Christian Bale at the London premiere of The Dark Knight last night: