Ask anybody who knows me and they'll tell you I'm a big fan of chicks in leggings. I'm an even bigger fan of chicks taking their leggings off. So, sorry ladies in leggings! Christina Aguilera just fucked it up for everybody.

Cardiff, Wales hosted a concert to pay tribute to all the children lives touched by Michael Jackson. Christina Aguilera performed and looked like this. I'd comment further, but Blanket's face pretty much covers it.

Christina Aguilera was arrested in March for severe intoxication. Guess what she's been up to? Radar Online reports:

Christina Aguilera was back on the party train on Thursday and the singer was anything but Beautiful as she staggered out of a Hollywood hotspot.

The Burlesque star looked wasted as she staggered out of The Beverly while being supported by boyfriend Matthew Rutler. With her eyes half-closed and her red lipstick smudged, Aguilera, 30, wobbled in her platform shoes as she was guided carefully to a waiting car.

Enjoying a night out with friends at the new trendy nightclub, the couple had been spotted earlier in the evening cuddling and canoodling but Christina appeared to have had one too many cocktails.

Before Aguilera and her boy toy hit the club, they went for dinner at Osteria Mozza, the same L.A. Italian eatery where they dined and downed drinks on March 1 before Rutler got arrested for DUI and Aguilera was taken in for "being severely intoxicated."

Sadly the Grammy award winning singer's brush with the law hasn't slowed down her boozing, and friends are concerned that she's partying too hard. Us Magazine recently reported that the arrest hadn't affected Aguilera's hard-drinking habits.

"She's nearly fall-down wasted every night," a source told the magazine.

Christina Aguilera had someone to hold her up, but she could've used another set of hands to hold two other things up. She wasn't driving, so who gives a shit? The girl just needs to increase her tolerance. And probably her cardio, because this is probably the only circumstance in which she'd be considered a lightweight.



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Christina Aguilera stopped by the Today Show yesterday, and besides looking like THIS without makeup, she's gained about 500 pounds in a year. There's really no other way to say it. Look at the banner picture. She thinks she smells pie.

The people who invited Christina Aguilera to the NBC Upfront party should probably spend more time vetting their guests, because it's pretty clear that Aguilera hasn't been upfront about her food diary with her personal trainer. Because I'm pretty sure tracking a boar in the woods by it's scent then ripping it's chest open with your bare hands so you can fill it with spray cheese and marshmallows then dragging into your cave isn't on the acceptable foods list. Also, it doesn't fulfill a cardio requirement. Well, maybe. I'll have to double check that.

Haha, j/k! She doesn't have a personal trainer lol:

Besides planning other people's weddings and saying the word "fabulous", gays love sassy, unattractive divas. Like Christina Aguilera. So they immortalized her at gay Ground Zero. Radar Online reports:

The National Anthem mangler, who just got divorced, is officially marking her place as a gay icon since she’s the first inductee into West Hollywood restaurant The Abbey’s new attraction. “We’re proud of Christina, who’s always supported causes important to (gay) people,” Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center rep Stevie St. John told RadarOnline. “We applaud her for speaking out in favor of equality and working to support the community.” The Abbey is a legendary West Hollywood gay hotspot that became a favorite of just-deceased screen legend Elizabeth Taylor. Owners just remodeled the club, and added the gay walk of fame as an attraction.

You'd think the first inductee would be a gay person, but I don't wear a feather boa and sing into a hairbrush when I hear a Britney Spears song on the radio, so I won't think too hard about the rationale here. Mostly because I don't care. But, hey look! Boobs!

Smart enough to get a driver this time, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were making out last night after a dinner at Giorigio Baldi. Or Willy Wonka's factory. I think she had the gum or something.

In NBC's knock off of American Idol, Christina Aguilera will be one of the "coaches who will help shape America's next top singing star." Apparently she also teaches contestants how to bake pies and to properly cook with butter.