W Magazine Is Boring

Content on bringing you boring photoshoots of actresses you may recognize from that one movie you saw that one time, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Christina Ricci posed in the August 2011 issue of W Magazine. This issue really isn't that exciting except for when it will be on the news later because a hipster bought it and jacked off so hard he died.

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posted by Todd on Thu, July 28, 2011 | Link This |  6 comments 

Christina Ricci Comes In Peace

Christina Ricci attended the Whitney Museum Art Party in NYC last night, and it's a shame that body I've wanted to titty fuck since Clinton was in office is attached to something from Antz. She's hot, don't get me wrong. But if she gives me a blowjob, I shouldn't be wondering if her brain has a wireless internet connection so I can stream Netflix off her forehead. I think it would kinda spoil the mood.

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posted by Todd on Thu, June 10, 2010 | Link This |  7 comments 

Christina Ricci Might Be Drunk

I've never been to Paris and I have no idea what a Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show after party is, but it's apparently where 5-foot tall, 100 pound white chicks get shitty drunk then passed around like a blunt. Not to brag, but I call that "Friday". Or as the prosecutor in my case calls it "Pin The Chloroform Rag On The White Girl Day". What a jackass that guy is.

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posted by Todd on Fri, March 12, 2010 | Link This |  15 comments 

Christina Ricci Has Nipples

I can only assume Christina Ricci realized she hadn't been on this site in a while, so I appreciate her efforts to change that. Although it really doesn't take that much work. Just don't wear a bra if you have big tits. Or send us a 3,500 word essay on liquidity risk and its effects on the global economy. You know, either or.

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posted by Todd on Wed, August 27, 2008 | Link This |  23 comments 


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