Courtney Love apparently got drunk/high and uploaded some pics to Twitter, and my God, these are bad. If you gave me a choice of editing these pics again or having acid thrown in my face, I'd help you pick out a Super Soaker.

A lot of you have been asking to see a picture of me, so I’ve decided to oblige you. You’re welcome. Actually, I don't look quite this good. That is the inimitable Courtney Love acting like quite the deranged mess, but what else is new? She posted this on her Twitter account this week and, I’m not too sure what’s happening here but I think someone should call 911. Or at the very least, a hair stylist. It looks like Helen Keller got to her with some sheep shears and a personal vendetta.

If you've never experienced the sheer lunacy that is a Courtney Love MySpace blog, today is your lucky day. I didn't even bother picking a good section to post because it's all rambling nonsense, so I just closed my eyes and pasted whatever I Ianded on. Happy reading!

look at 1446 boradway purchased with a 2 million washington mutial loan but a 300,000,000 dollar building and whose assets were bet in this wamu loan to my "ex gollum slimebaglizard " live in schizophrenic anti social sociopath? and Melissa Bricklin Mccourt his coked out mistress toosexy a word for such gruesome ugly people, they lay my daighters Irrevicable Trust of Frances Cobain and the Estate of Kurt Cobain FEINS tax id numbers plus all the filthy money into developements as assetts into the prucase of this 257.00 sqaure foot times square monstrosity, so " keeping up with the guy who defended and fleeeced OJ simpson too s sad assed family is really hardly worth discussing its strikes me as the LAPDS problem, and my mortgage fraud strikes me as not only New York NJ GA TX and PA and CT problems, its very very much a California problem

You can read the rest of this long-winded insanity here, but I'm really not sure why you would. Because it's pretty obvious you'd have an easier time reading alien hieroglyphics.

We can argue whether or not she killed Kurt Cobain if you want, but I think we can all agree that Courtney Love is a haggard beast. She could pass for human for like 5 minutes in the late 90s, but I don't think science has a name for what she has become. She barely even looks alive. In fact, are we sure she isn't dead? I'm thinking so, because she looks like she was resurrected by a crow to exact revenge on whoever did that to her face.


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