Beacon of grace, class, and healthy father-daughter relationships Courtney Stodden turned down a VH1 reality series. RadarOnline says:

Courtney, 17, and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were offered a spot on Relationship Rehab, a show being produced by Celebrity Rehab's John Irwin. It will follow couples living together in a Los Angeles home who would get counseling by world renowned therapists and participate in therapeutic activities and planned events. "Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn't a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do," a source told RadarOnline.com. "There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable 'train wreck' to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together," the source said. "So doing a show about going into 'rehab' just doesn't make sense for them." RadarOnline.com has learned that Courtney and Doug were offered between $150,000 and $200,000 to appear on the eight-episode series that would have been filmed over three weeks. "By turning down Relationship Rehab Doug and Courtney walked away from a nice chuck of change," the insider said. Courtney's mom-ager Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com why the famed couple made the decision to turn down the show. "Doug and Courtney are faced with an array of career opportunities and offers each and every day. I'm impressed by their ability to stay true to their convictions and stand behind any decision to respectfully pass on projects that they may feel are not completely right for them."

The only relationship that needs rehab in this situation is the one between Courtney Stodden and self-tanner (and maybe Santa Claus). Of course her relationship with Doug Hutchinson is strong. The age gap closes as you get older, and it's pretty evident that Courtney Stodden is actually 37 years old.

Paparazzi basically camp out in The Grove waiting for celebrities to show up, so if you're a celebrity and you go there, you're basically going there for one reason. So you'll never guess who showed up looking like a day shift stripper! Courtney Stodden and her creepy actor husband and apparent chemotherapy patient, Doug Hutchinson. If you hold your face to the monitor you can literally smell the bronzer/AIDS.

Now relegated to getting dry humped at a pumpkin patch to get attention, Courtney Stodden competed in the Miss Washington Teen USA pageant at the age of 3715. Wow! How exciting! Radar Online reports:

Just one year before marrying her 51-year-old husband, Courtney Stodden was flaunting her sexy bikini body in Donald Trump’s Miss Washington Teen USA pageant, and RadarOnline.com has the video. Courtney, who was 15 at the time, entered the contest as Miss Ocean Shores and showed off her attitude and assets during the Swimsuit Competition sporting a bright blue bikini. Later in the event, she modeled a long purple dress for the Evening Gown Competition.

I know you're on pins and needles right now, so I'll tell you. She didn't win. But please keep in mind that she's a skank.

Not even Roman Polanski believes this bitch is 17, but here's Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchison on the beach in a shoot to dispel all the rumors that everything on her is fake. Seriously. And I believe her. Because when I think "all natural", I automatically think perfectly round oversized implants, fake eyelashes, and a spray tan that makes you look like a bengal tiger with rosacea.

Note: In case you fully aren't convinced this chick is crazy, read her Twitter. Or just stop by a psychiatric ward and ask somebody to write something. Trust me, it will be the same thing.



pic source = Egotastic!