Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today's Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It's like magic! The Daily Mail reports:

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today 'categorically' denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: 'Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.''We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.'

Whatever. He's 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn't smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.

I'm sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:




Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW's highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts:

This guy on the left, Harry's (Daniel Radcliffe's) stunt double David Holmes is is bad shape. David was rehearsing a flying scene involving an explosion for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in January when he plummeted to the ground. He remained conscious but told crew members: ‘I can’t feel my legs.’ He was taken to hospital as fears grew that he had suffered a paralyzing back injury.

Now this from the Mirror:

Harry Potter stuntman David Holmes has been told it is likely he will never walk again.

David, 28, damaged his spine when a stunt for new film The Deathly Hallows went horribly wrong.

He has been unable to move his legs, hands or arms in the past two months.

A friend said: "Doctors have told him he only has a five per cent chance of recovering movement in his arms and legs. He's devastated but if there is a chance of him walking again I'm sure he will."

David's grandad Charles Case added: "It's right David has been told he has little chance of walking again. It's very upsetting."

Accio wheelchair!

Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, turns 18 today and for the first time, he will have access to the estimated $40 million (holy shit!) that he has amassed during his brief career. However, he predicts that we won't being seeing him in any gossip columns anytime soon. He says:

I don't plan to be one of those people who, as soon as they turn 18, suddenly buy themselves a massive sports car collection or something similar...The things I like buying are things that cost about 10 pounds -- books and CDs and DVDs...I'll definitely have some sort of party. Hopefully none of you will be reading about it...People are always looking to say 'kid star goes off the rails...But I try very hard not to go that way because it would be too easy for them."

Who knows what a person is capable of when $40 million is suddenly thrown at them, but this guy seems to have his head on straight, so good luck to him. His life shouldn't really change that much, though. He'll still be the same dorky kid from Harry Potter, except only with a Gulfstream and required anal in his threesomes with Playboy Playmates.


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