David Arquette was in a head on collision. He didn't get too banged up, and he has an idea why. From Radar Online:

From his hospital bed at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where the actor was transported after a head on crash earlier Friday, Arquette took to Twitter and jokingly said: "Luckily I have tiger's blood running through my veins."

Arquette, 39, wrote, "I got into a car accident but I'm fine" and added: "Remember to wear your seatbelt - wish I was."

The 39-year-old actor, who is currently estranged from actress wife Courteney Cox, was driving in Beverly Hills around 2.10 pm when the crash occurred, on the intersection of Elevado Avenue and Doheny Drive.

Arquette's silver Cadillac shows signs of severe damage to the front end and David suffered minor head injuries.

That's not tiger blood. That's luck. David Arquette is an occasionally-working actor and a recovering alcoholic with an estranged wife. Charlie Sheen has one ex wife, one ex fiancee, one estranged wife, two goddesses who dig anal, myriad drug problems, and until quite recently was the highest paid actor on television. As long as David Arquette sticks to booze and Courteney Cox instead of speedballs and porn stars, his blood is, at best, cougar blood.

David Arquette just appeared on the Howard Stern Show (you can hear it here), and it's hard to believe how he would leave such a wonderful woman. TMZ reports:

David Arquette just called in to the Howard Stern Show -- explaining EVERYTHING about why he and Courteney Cox agreed to take a "trial separation" ... noting that they haven't had sex in 4 months. Arquette explained that he and Courteney stopped having sex around one month before they started shooting "Scream 4" in Michigan ... and drifted from there. He also claims Courteney was the one who insisted they try separating right after their 11th wedding anniversary back in June ... after she told David that she was "tired of being your mother." David claims he still loves Courteney -- and calls her one of the most amazing people on the planet. David is also adamant that he never cheated on Courteney before the split -- but admits he has had sex with rebound chick Jasmine Waltz ... his "one conquest." Arquette also said he is hopeful he and Courteney can patch things up and get back together.

So basically, Courteney Cox is an emasculating, nagging bitch who doesn't like to have sex but loves to get in everyone's business? Awesome. I can't believe this didn't work out. You normally read about women like her in fairy tales.

Yesterday news broke that after 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette split. Today it is announced that David Arquette is dating Jasmine Waltz (this chick).

"I am sorry but I can't comment," is all bartender and aspiring actress
Jasmine Waltz would tell RadarOnline.com, when we asked whether she played any part in the sudden marriage bust-up of Cox and Arquette. Jasmine has been romantically linked to a cavalcade of stars, including Ryan Seacrest, pop star Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt. But she shot to Hollywood infamy in July, when Lindsay Lohan accused her of punching her in the face while the Mean Girls star was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles...According to Life & Style, "Jasmine and David have been hooking up recently" and Monday's split announcement was preceded by incriminating photos of the new lovebirds together.

Jasmine Waltz kinda looks like Megan Fox and reportedly punched Lindsay Lohan in the face in July while Lohan was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles. Courteney Cox was on Friends and is best friends with Jennifer Aniston. You really don't need a stopwatch to figure who the real winner is here. "First of all, I'd like to thank God because without him none of this would be possible," David Arquette's penis was quoted as saying.