Man, I hate it people give me free drugs. What a bunch of assholes. Contact Music reports:

Demi Lovato believes promoters gave her free drugs in a bid to get her to return to their clubs and restaurants. The former Disney star - who was admitted to rehab for three months in 2010 after punching a backing dancer on a plane during a tour with the Jonas Brothers - claims people in Hollywood used to fall over themselves to give her illegal substances. She said: ''Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or clubs. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass. ''I thought they were my friends. I thought I was having fun. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says 'no'. That's why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me.''...Asked about rumours she used to take cocaine, she told Fabulous magazine: ''It's something I don't really want to talk about. ''What I can say is that I was depressed. I would come off stage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I'd come crashing down and would try to find a way to recreate that feeling, to stay 'up'.''

For all intents and purposes, Demi Lovato is a cokehead who likes to bang random dudes for coke and in her paranoia likes to beat up her backup dancers then cut herself because her daddy never loved her and she's fat. Which makes sense, because that's exactly what Wilmer Valderrama has in his Ok Cupid profile under "looking for".

Demi Lovato also showed up to the People's Choice Awards last night and she looked good in a longTA-DOW!. Has her ass always been that big? Did I miss that? Anyway, she's newly single now and has regained all of her self-esteem, so that really sucks the joy out of all these pictures. Get a boyfriend and some psychotropic meds then come holla at me boo.

Wilmer Valderrama has reportedly dumped Demi Lovato after banging her for a while after she got out of rehab. Because emotionally unstable girls will give up the ass for a little while. Anybody have a kitchen knife and some cocaine lying around? Demi might be interested. People reports:

Although the duo never officially confirmed their relationship, sources tell Us Weekly that the pair "are no longer hooking up." In November, Lovato, 19, and Valderrama, 31, were spotted making out in front of the 70's Show star's L.A. home. Sources tell Us that the pair reunited on several occasions after Lovato was released from a treatment facility in January 2011.

Hey, you know when chicks get dumped then they suddenly become strong, independent women overnight and tell everybody on Twitter and Facebook how they don't need a man while they're crying and holding their cat and eating ice cream and pizza oh hey look at this People says:

Lovato, 19, went from Tweeting her excitement about People's Choice Awards rehearsals to posting about staying independent from the opposite sex. "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left," the former Disney starlet, quoting Marilyn Monroe, re-Tweeted one of her followers early Tuesday morning. Just minutes after the Tweet that appeared to come out of nowhere, Lovato then posted, "The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man."

Have you ever seen those movies or read those books where a poor village is besieged by a dragon then they offer their best crops and furs to Wilmer Valderrama to slay the dragon? Yeah, Wilmer Valderrama's life is just like that except replace "dragon" with "teen Disney pussy".

Magazines and television will tell you that Demi Lovato is supposed to be sexy now, but they usually miss the part where she was a cutter and a cokehead slut who went to rehab because she was fat and a psychopath with issues from Day 1. Now she just takes pics like this and puts them on Twitter I guess to prove if somebody loves her she won't order the 20 ounce Porter House then suck the waiter's dick in the bathroom for blow. I don't get wig, though. She has cancer? Sure, why not.

During a recent concert in Kansas City, Demi Lovato put a pony's hair in the air. And waved it like she didn't care. Or realize she looked like she was trying to flag somebody down at Sally's Beauty Supply for a price check.

Stay around until the :47 mark. You'll be glad you did.

ONTD found an anonymous teen star who basically put everyone she knew on blast.

On Demi Lovato:

Basically, Demi's cocaine habit was pretty much the worst-kept secret at Disney for a few years. The adults in charge knew, but didn't want to do anything about it because she was so overscheduled (Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, her music career, all the extraneous junk she was obligated to do), so they let her do essentially anything she wanted and kept the press away by distracting them with Miley's "scandals" (which were all pretty tame compared to what Demi was doing, honestly). Her mother did nothing. Demi was her cash cow and she wasn't going to screw that up. That mom is as bad as Dina Lohan - constantly texting, ignoring her kids, selling Demi's relationship gossip to blogs in order to make some quick cash. She wouldn't travel with Madison (her younger daughter who plays Eva Longoria's kid on Desperate Housewives) and never visited her on the set. As for Demi's recent rehab stint... call me cynical, but I'm still 50/50 split on whether it was legitimate or just a PR stunt in order to A. get her off her Disney show (which never had phenomenal ratings) and B. give her then-floundering recording career a boost by giving her something to "overcome." Demi Lovato was an ass a few years ago. She still may be, for that matter. We had a weird encounter at an event (sorry to be so obtuse about this, but... privacy concerns!) wherein she referred to me as "that fatass" and a "fat skank." I'll give her that she was probably struggling with her ED at the time, but it was really pretty unnerving and dickish. It was also very obvious that she was on coke and maybe something else (MDMA? Not sure.).

On Justin Bieber:

Okay, so to keep it short - he was the guest on a certain network morning show. Shows up late, comes in with a HUGE ASS ENTOURAGE, smacks one of the crew guys in the stomach and says "Suck it in, bro," gets on the cameraman's ass because he doesn't like the way they're setting up a shot, and then leaves a mess in the greenroom. I've also heard accounts of him locking a particular SNL writer (name rhymes with Ron Julaney) in a dressing room when he was the musical guest on that show, but I can't confirm that anecdote myself.

Demi Lovato is the beaner Lindsay Lohan (complete with awkward, semiretarded younger sibling), and Justin Bieber is Canadian and an asshole. In other things we already know, Oprah's fat and the ocean is damp. Did we cover everything?

Scientists and leading researchers the world over have yet to unravel the mystery of why Demi Lovato is a cutter who sucks cock for affection then puts cocaine on her banana and bratwurst splits to numb the pain. We now know why. This is her older sister, Dallas Lovato. Skinny, slutty, and she has like what? $400? Demi can't compete with that.

Exactly two months ago, Demi Lovato walked through LAX looking like this. And one month ago, she filmed a PSA where they had to use a special lens to fit her massive head in the frame. Today, she tweeted this along with the banner picture.

“I’ve been working so hard to get healthy and fit.. I can’t believe I’m about to do this but I’m so excited.. Here’s my bikini time body!”

I'm not saying she's back to starving herself and doing lines longer than the ones outside the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina, but she's worked harder cleaning her room than she has to "get healthy and fit". Also, this looks like it should be in a Hydoxycut commercial with the words "ACTUAL PICTURE" flashing in and out.