In another battle in their ongoing child-custody war, Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court for his refusal to allow their two daughters to appear on Richards' new reality show. Richards thinks it would be a good idea to put them on television, Sheen doesn't. Yahoo! says:

Sheen has refused to let his girls, three-year-old Sam and Lola, two, take part in the former Bond girl's TV plans - and so the ex-couple is going back to court later this week to fight it out. Sources tell U.S. news show Extra that Richards recently landed the reality TV deal, which will revolve around her life as a working single mum in Hollywood. In order for the girls to appear in the reality television show, Sheen has to approve but he has refused. Richards is asking the court to revoke Sheen's power as the children's father in this matter, so she can move forward with the show without his consent."

This is the 100 Years War of custody battles, so be prepared for more of this insane nonsense. Sam and Lola must be pissed. I wouldn't be surprised if they ran away from home with a handkerchief tied to a stick and were later seen on a raft with an escaped slave.

Update: TMZ is reporting the judge has ruled that Denise is allowed to film the reality show with her children and under certain restrictions.

The documents that Denise Richards filed in Los Angeles Superior Court recently have been revealed, and of course, Richards believes that the dead horse named "Charlie Sheen is a lunatic sexual deviant" hasn't quite been beaten enough. Richards included emails from Charlie Sheen and accusations that the actor frequently visited gay porn sites. Page Six reports:

Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser...You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig...You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved." Richards says in her court filing that she was particularly hurt by the one about her mother, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatments for cancer.

Pictures of Sheen's "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."...Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," the documents state."

I'm going to take a wild stab and say, if you're a chick, telling a judge that your man is insane and jacks off to teen boys might not be the best way to win him back. Which, is pretty much all Denise Richards is trying to do. Every time you turn around she's filing some kind of document that says Sheen is a freak with Internet access. Um, we know. If I went to a party at Charlie Sheen's house I'd fully expect to see a dead hooker with a pentagram carved in her chest and someone skimming through his coffee table book, "The Power of Fisting."

The drama that is Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's custody battle continued yesterday as Richards filed documents in superior court to "protect her children from Sheen." Richards apparently has a problem with Sheen dating underage girls and using the internet as his Neverland Ranch. People reports:

She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children," says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. "This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."...Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching."

Charlie may have murdered porn star Chloe Jones, and Denise Richards stole her best friend's husband, so it's clear these two may not be the best at making life choices. Either way, these two kids will have purple hair and cut marks by the time they're 15, so who cares who they live with? The judge should just let these kids go on some kind of Japanese game show. The winner gets shot out of a cannon into a lion pit, and the loser gets to pick which one of these idiots she wants to live with.

Charlie with his daughter and fiancee last month:


NSFW Denise Richards:

I just checked IMDb and Denise Richards is still waiting for Lifetime or Radio Shack to call her agent, so I have no idea why these pictures were taken. Apparently she just thought it would be a good idea to try on bikinis in her backyard. Normally I'm all for that, but what the fuck happened to her hands?? Did they kill the zombie after it bit her? Does she need to cut them off before it spreads? I mean, I wish somebody would speak up, because if there are zombies out there, that information would pretty good to know.

More razor burned and wrinkled goodness:


Update: Denise's labia, by request (NSFW):