Not to brag, but part of my job description is to look at tits, and next to Keeley Hazell (NSFW), Diora Baird has the best tits in the known universe. And although I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the perfect pair of tits yet (I hear they're somewhere in California), I'm not even joking when I say if my penis got anywhere inside Diora Baird, the top of her head would look like a dolphin's blowhole.

(btw, sorry if that innuendo is hard to understand. I make it a point not to be too graphic)

Hey, Todd here. I'm posting for Dave today because his booth at the Renaissance fair is apparently a big hit this year. Awesome!! Anyway, the pictures of the crying Indian kid have been on top for way too long, so in the meantime, here's a Hall of Fame member of the World Championship Series of Titties, Diora Baird, while I throw more coffee in my face and look for stuff to post. But don't expect to much. It's Sunday. Your sister makes me blueberry pancakes on Sunday. Yummy!!


You can check out her Playboy stuff here (NSFW). Be careful though, you might fall in love.

Who knows what jerk let Diora Baird in the premiere of My Best Friend's Girl fully clothed, because, quite frankly, I'd like to speak with his manager. Apparently he doesn't know that Ms. Baird plays "chick with huge tits" in movies, and "chick with enormous rack" on that one TV show. She shouldn't be wearing a dress. She should be wearing heels and enthusiasm.

Be sure to check out Diora in her more natural NSFW habitat. Update: Link fixed.

Claiming that she and ABC were unable to come to terms on a new deal (she reportedly wanted $40 million, ABC reportedly wanted her to go), Rosie O'Donnell announced today that she would not be back on The View next season. There has been speculation for months that she would be fired because ABC's parent company, Disney, could not longer be associated with Rosie's idiotic ramblings. If you're still not happy, notice how Rosie throws up her hand and screams "However!" like she expected the entire audience to get up and leave after her big announcement. I'm thinking dead silence wasn't what she was hoping for when she practiced in the mirror.

Here's Diora Baird in Playboy, because the "no Rosie pictures" policy is strictly enforced. These are NSFW: