Donald Trump tells Page Six that he is currently in talks with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. Trump claims that Paris Hilton has also expressed interest and that he is also planning to put an offer out to Lindsay Lohan. Page Six reports:

"We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. "We're not sure what will happen. She's a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." And Lohan? "Another fucking mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do ... for all of them," he says."

Yeah, this is totally going to work. Because the first two people I think of when I think "corporate executive" are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Good luck on trying to get these idiots to accomplish a task. Trump could send them to manage a hotel and they'd come back covered in tar and feathers and smoke coming out their hair.

Britney leaving her divorce lawyer's office last week:

Continuing his assault on Rosie O'Donnell, Donald Trump bought the giant black leather bustier and panties that O'Donnell wore in Exit to Eden. Why? So he could frame it and send it to Barbara Walters:

I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."... On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ." Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"
Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about."

Every time I see Donald Trump now I take off my hat and put my hand over my heart. I'd feel bad for making fun of Rosie if she was just ignorant, but she's a damn hypocrite. It's easy to demand gun control when you live in a gated community and surrounded by ten bodyguards. Japan has the most stringent gun control laws in the democratic world, but the mayor of Nagasaki was shot and killed on Tuesday. Point is, crazy will find a way no matter how many laws you have. Wait, have I called Rosie fat yet? Yeah, sorry about that. She's a cow. Are you happy now?!?!

Speaking of Japan, Masuimi Max isn't Japanese, but she's strangely hot, and half Korean, so here you go:



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