Donatella Versace or flesh-eating beach zombie? What about that guy? Is it Giorgio Armani or is it some sort of bloated beach zombie that explodes in all sorts of fashion/zombie juice?
Maybe I’ve been playing a little too much Left 4 Dead…
When you stand next to Jennifer Lopez, you're going to look skinny regardless, but if you stand next to Marc Anthony and you make him look like the picture of health, you might want to rethink this whole "not eating" thing. Seriously. Donatella Versace's daughter looks like she flew to this event on the back of a dragonfly.