I know, I know, this bitch again. It's a slow news day. From Radar Online:

The Senate's historic vote to repeal the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy has led to an outpouring of Twitter support from celebs, with Lady Gaga leading the cheers.

"Can't hold back the tears + pride," Lady G Tweeted. "We did it!! Our voice was heard + today the Senate REPEALED DADT. A triumph for equality after 17 YEARS."

The singer has been has been among the most vocal critics of DADT. She frequently railed against it during concerts and even released a video
demanding the repeal.

Kathy Griffin wrote, "FINALLY! Equality IS coming."

Ellen DeGeneres Tweeted, "Thank you Senators for pushing us one step closer towards full equality."

And Ricky Martin added his voice, Tweeting " DADT is gone! Historical!"

So some unattractive public figures (and one goodlooking one who enjoys golden showers) endorsed a bill benefiting the demographics that hurl the most money at them. I just fell asleep writing this because it feels like I'm watching CSPAN.

Because I too like exploiting our fanbase for site hits seeing you happy, here is Doutzen Kroes in lingerie. We did it!

Oh, hey there mom of the year. Page Six reports:

Coming motherhood hasn't slowed Doutzen Kroes. The five-months pregnant Victoria's Secret model stayed out past 2 a.m. at Provocateur Friday night to support her boyfriend, DJ Sunnery James, who spun in the nightclub.

Please. It's Doutzen Kroes. If that's your mom, it's hard to fuck it up. You could inject her umbilical cord with Glenfiddich and SARS and this baby will still come out doing a pageant wave.

Every time I say Doutzen Kroes name, I can't help but sing it to this, but more to the point, here she in a new Victoria's Secret shoot. Oh, and she's pregnant now. Whoever the guy is, I can't say I blame him. American soldiers pulled out of Iraq faster than I'd pull out of this chick.

More pics of Doutzen Kroes in St. Barts hit online, so of course, I'm posting them. Not for any reason in particular. Because that stopped being a reason about 10 minutes ago. So, if you would be so kind, let's all stop and have a moment of silence for my penis.

Doutzen Kroes is my far one of the hottest Victoria's Secret models and her body is what one might call "sick". If her ass was anymore perfect you could lick it and gain the power of flight.

I have no idea what Doutzen Kroes' incredibly hot ass has to do with the resurrection of Jesus. I don't know, maybe the same as a magical bunny who hides painted eggs. Either way, here it is. And here I am saying I'll see you on Monday. Dave will be here this weekend as usual, so we won't be gone long. Unlike the time with your sister. To be honest, anybody could have gotten her pregnant. She was kind of a slut, dude.

Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes was in Australia for the Loreal Melbourne Fashion Festival yesterday and I don't know who the cow is in the gray nightshirt, but if she could step aside that would be great. Being photographed next to this level of ass can't help your self-esteem. The only way she could look any worse is if she was standing next to a rainbow or a mermaid sitting on a cloud and playing a golden harp.

btw, this is what the rest of her looked like if you're tired of looking her ass you big fairy.

Victoria's Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that's her boyfriend. I've been told that I'm really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.