I don't know if Elle MacPherson has trademarked her nickname "The Body" or not, because I can see how that would be sort of embarrassing today. Don't get me wrong, Elle McPherson was hot when I had a CD adapter for the tape deck in my car, but not so much in 2008. If I was a rich dude with a boat, I couldn't see the point of inviting Elle MacPherson on board unless she was going to teach the teen Russian models an effective runway walk. That's it! Work it girls!

I'm usually too busy stomping the yard to do any traveling, so it's no surprise that I've never been to Australia. I don't know which beach Elle McPherson is on, because the only thing I am trying to figure out is how in the hell she is still so ridiculously gorgeous. She was hot when I was in the seventh grade and she's still getting it done at 43. This may be the thing that finally makes me reflect on my life. My mom says I only date 19 year olds because I'm empty inside.