Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today's Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It's like magic! The Daily Mail reports:

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today 'categorically' denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: 'Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.''We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.'

Whatever. He's 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn't smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.

I'm sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:




Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW's highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts:

Sorry Harry Potter nerds, but Emma Watson left the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince after party the other night and almost gave you the magic you've been waiting for. And I only say that because you've never tasted my lemon cookies! They're like magic in your mouth!!

Click on the banner picture to see the rest of pictures. Maybe if you stare at them long enough you can make out something other than disappointment.

I posted this over a year ago, and it's still one of the main reasons that people find this site through Google. Point being, people want to look between Hermione Granger's legs. I use the Internet to further my research in relative mechanics and Bible study, but if this is want you want, hey man, I'm not here to judge. I'd watch out for that Jesus guy though. If you see some dude on a white horse and a flaming sword, I'd probably try to avoid eye contact.

Emma Watson and the Harry Potter Trio have started filming The Deathly Hallows Part I in London [BadandUgly]

Breaking Mandy Moore news? She has a new single out and doesn't know how to correctly use spray-tanner. [LaineyGossip]

Joss Stone shouldn't let photographers so close to the stage when she's wearing a skirt. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

This is the shirt you wear when you want people to take your opinion seriously. [EbaumNation]

Pink and Carey Hart seem to be back together. No mention yet that Pink made a DAMN MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT NOT NEEDING HIM. Fickle celebrities know nothing of the matters of the Hart. [ImNotObsessed]

Big, Wet A-List Booty. [CityRag]

Halle Berry showed up to The Soloist premiere looking lickable. [ICYDK]

Brooke Hogan shot a bikini music video over the weekend. Her boyfriend was there, but all the picture of them together make me think she's gonna eat him sooner or later. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Emma Watson was quite expressive at the Asprey pre-BAFTA parties last night.

"I'm the only one who knows this isn't the first "pear necklace" I've worn in the past 24 hours."




"I'm dead inside."




"Aw, shucks, Charlie Brown"




"You're the only one who understands me, Dave."

Here is to hoping that Emma Watson's mere image can fix the technical problems both Todd and I are currently dealing with, and the "Monday after a major sporting event" hangover that probably isn't making your life any easier either.

An accident on the Harry Potter set might have paralyzed a stunt man, but that just gives us an excuse to post this Emma Watson photo.

Dakota Fanning actually looks 15, Ms. Lohan. [LaineyGossip]

Since when did Mischa Barton become a popular link? Probably since she started flashing areola at us. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Paris Hilton looks like a bleached corpse. [CityRag]

Madonna's moving her kids to NYC, which means I have to deal with Lourde's damn unibrow state-side. [SocialitesLife]

Amanda Bynes damns winter by wearing a miniskirt. I feel warmer already. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Here's our list of top posts from 2008:

1. Jessica Alba is Unshaven


2. Lily Allen Nipple Slips Again


3. Megan Fox Has Nipples


4. George Clooney's Girlfriend is a Slut


5. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Slutty


6. Marisa Tomei is a Stripper


7. Dita Von Teese Has a Sex Tape


8. Kristin Davis Has a Sex Tape


9. Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Picture?


10. Emma Watson Upskirt Time!