Jennifer Aniston turned 42 and released another mediocre rom-com. Us Weekly says she knows how to rage:

Though it was a star-studded celebration, Jen Aniston's 42nd birthday dinner was anything but a spectacle.

Dining in a private room at NYC's Spotted Pig restaurant on Friday, the Just Go With It actress was joined by Adam Sandler and his wife Jacqueline Samantha Titone, Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, and comedian Chris Rock.

"They were having a great time. I think Jennifer just loves being surrounded by funny people," a source told UsMagazine.com Friday. "They were laughing the entire night, really enjoying the food."

No word on whether Aniston received any over-the-top gifts from her A-list pals -- not that she wanted any.

"I don't want anything," the actress told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show earlier in the day. "I have an embarrassment of riches. Let's open a movie! That's what I want."

Call me crazy, but I don't think blowing out a candle and making a wish can sell movie tickets, though acting lessons and passing on shitty scripts can help. Similarly, sending out a press release every time you giggle to convince the public that you're happy and independent instead of scorned and desperate may not be the most effective approach.

Our most popular Google result, Emma Watson, went to the BAFTAs (Britain's equivalent to the Oscars). Jennifer Aniston didn't.

Jennifer Aniston turned 42 and released another mediocre rom-com. Us Weekly says she knows how to rage:

Though it was a star-studded celebration, Jen Aniston's 42nd birthday dinner was anything but a spectacle.

Dining in a private room at NYC's Spotted Pig restaurant on Friday, the Just Go With It actress was joined by Adam Sandler and his wife Jacqueline Samantha Titone, Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, and comedian Chris Rock.

"They were having a great time. I think Jennifer just loves being surrounded by funny people," a source told UsMagazine.com Friday. "They were laughing the entire night, really enjoying the food."

No word on whether Aniston received any over-the-top gifts from her A-list pals -- not that she wanted any.

"I don't want anything," the actress told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show earlier in the day. "I have an embarrassment of riches. Let's open a movie! That's what I want."

Call me crazy, but I don't think blowing out a candle and making a wish can sell movie tickets, though acting lessons and passing on shitty scripts can help. Similarly, sending out a press release every time you giggle to convince the public that you're happy and independent instead of scorned and desperate may not be the most effective approach.

Our most popular Google result, Emma Watson, went to the BAFTAs (Britain's equivalent to the Oscars). Jennifer Aniston didn't.

Besides my obvious sexual innuendo at the top of this post, you will also notice that Emma Watson attended the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and restored my faith that chicks with short hair can be hot. She still kinda looks like Peter Pan, but my penis made a good point with the whole "a way more accommodating vagina" thing. I would thank him, but he just retired to the study to read Wilde while I type this. Because he's so long, you see.

This post is still the #1 way new people find this site through Google, so I take it jacking off to Hermione Granger will test your concentration today, because based on these pictures, Emma Watson is apparently on her way to get a chain wallet and a Rosie the Riveter tattoo.

This post generates the most Google search traffic of any post in IDLYITW history, so apparently pasty white teenagers are what you perverts like. As for me, I prefer my art. Serene seascapes with rolling dunes. So calm, so pretty.

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today's Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It's like magic! The Daily Mail reports:

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today 'categorically' denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: 'Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.''We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.'

Whatever. He's 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn't smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.

I'm sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:




Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW's highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts:

Sorry Harry Potter nerds, but Emma Watson left the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince after party the other night and almost gave you the magic you've been waiting for. And I only say that because you've never tasted my lemon cookies! They're like magic in your mouth!!

Click on the banner picture to see the rest of pictures. Maybe if you stare at them long enough you can make out something other than disappointment.

I posted this over a year ago, and it's still one of the main reasons that people find this site through Google. Point being, people want to look between Hermione Granger's legs. I use the Internet to further my research in relative mechanics and Bible study, but if this is want you want, hey man, I'm not here to judge. I'd watch out for that Jesus guy though. If you see some dude on a white horse and a flaming sword, I'd probably try to avoid eye contact.