Were You Clicking My Links, Neo, Or Were You Looking At The Woman In The Red Dress?



Emma Watson and the Harry Potter Trio have started filming The Deathly Hallows Part I in London [BadandUgly]

Breaking Mandy Moore news? She has a new single out and doesn't know how to correctly use spray-tanner. [LaineyGossip]

Joss Stone shouldn't let photographers so close to the stage when she's wearing a skirt. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

This is the shirt you wear when you want people to take your opinion seriously. [EbaumNation]

Pink and Carey Hart seem to be back together. No mention yet that Pink made a DAMN MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT NOT NEEDING HIM. Fickle celebrities know nothing of the matters of the Hart. [ImNotObsessed]

Big, Wet A-List Booty. [CityRag]

Halle Berry showed up to The Soloist premiere looking lickable. [ICYDK]

Brooke Hogan shot a bikini music video over the weekend. Her boyfriend was there, but all the picture of them together make me think she's gonna eat him sooner or later. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

The Many Expressions Of Emma Watson

Emma Watson was quite expressive at the Asprey pre-BAFTA parties last night.

"I'm the only one who knows this isn't the first "pear necklace" I've worn in the past 24 hours."




"I'm dead inside."




"Aw, shucks, Charlie Brown"




"You're the only one who understands me, Dave."

Emma Watson's Distraction O'Monday



Here is to hoping that Emma Watson's mere image can fix the technical problems both Todd and I are currently dealing with, and the "Monday after a major sporting event" hangover that probably isn't making your life any easier either.


Paralyzed From The Links Down



An accident on the Harry Potter set might have paralyzed a stunt man, but that just gives us an excuse to post this Emma Watson photo.

Dakota Fanning actually looks 15, Ms. Lohan. [LaineyGossip]

Since when did Mischa Barton become a popular link? Probably since she started flashing areola at us. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Paris Hilton looks like a bleached corpse. [CityRag]

Madonna's moving her kids to NYC, which means I have to deal with Lourde's damn unibrow state-side. [SocialitesLife]

Amanda Bynes damns winter by wearing a miniskirt. I feel warmer already. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Happy Holidays from IDLYITW - Unwrapping the Highlights of 2008

Jessica Alba


Here's our list of top posts from 2008:

  1. Jessica Alba is Unshaven

  2. Lily Allen Nipple Slips Again

  3. Megan Fox Has Nipples

  4. George Clooney's Girlfriend is a Slut

  5. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Slutty

  6. Marisa Tomei is a Stripper

  7. Dita Von Teese Has a Sex Tape

  8. Kristin Davis Has a Sex Tape

  9. Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Picture?

  10. Emma Watson Upskirt Time!

Emma Watson Wants To Get Naked


Emma Watson, star of the Harry Potter films and other stuff, has said in an interview that she's ready to get naked. On film. The Daily Mail reports:

"She only turned 18 eight months ago, but Harry Potter star Emma Watson is already considering stripping off on screen. In what many might see as further evidence of the pressure on women in the industry, the young actress admits she is prepared to go nude - if the role demands it. The news will shock fans who have watched her grown up as Hermione Granger in the series of JK Rowling adaptations and still think of her as a child. But when asked by a Sunday magazine if she would ever film naked, she admitted: 'Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It ... depends. 'I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job. 'I’m at a strange age. I’m not a woman yet, but I’m not a girl any more. 'They [film companies] say: "Oh, in a couple of years you’ll be perfect for this."

I don't know if FEMA needs to get involved here or not, but I'm pretty sure if Emma Watson got naked while wearing a wizard hat, there would be what the survivors would later call, a "Nerd Apocalypse."

Emma Watson Upskirt Time!


Emma Watson had her 18th birthday party last night and many questions were raised. Questions like, did she flash her crotch? Why, yes. Yes she did. The Sun UK says:

Harry Potter star Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the films - had a face like thunder on Saturday night, despite a great 18th birthday bash...The young actress didn't flash a smile but she did flash something else..."

If you've been sitting up nights watching Harry Potter, you're a huge dork, but if you've been sitting up nights watching Harry Potter wondering if Hermione Granger shaves or not, congratulations on your big day. I would shake your hand, but to be honest, you're really starting to creep me out, dude.

Emma Watson is Rich. Bitch.


Harry Potter nerd P.O.A., Emma Watson, turned 18 on Tuesday, and unlike your 18th birthday, she just got access to the money she made as a child actor. How much, do you ask? Hold on to your fucking hat. New York Daily News says:

For most teens, turning the big 18 and becoming a legal adult comes with a few small perks including voting rights. For Emma Watson, Hermione in the Harry Potter films, turning 18 grants her access to the $20 million she's amassed making the wildly popular film series....Watson has sat through a series of lessons in money management given by Coutts bank...She's reportedly learned about basic economics, investing, and philanthropy."

Hmm, a famous 18 year old actress with access to $20 million? I don't know how much stock you guys generally buy, but cocaine and Prada seem like they would be worth a look right now.

Emma at the Sony Ericsson Empire Film Awards: