Emmanuelle Chriqui is naked in the appropriately titled Allure's Annual Naked Issue, and if I can be honest, "Annual" could mean 2007 or that time when the apes saw the monolith. I didn't really check. So hopefully Emmanuelle Chriqui and her insane body, will help you through that. What? Why do say stuff lik...God! Why do you have to be such a big fag all the time?!

Emmanuelle Chriqui is basically famous for these, but in her new movie Women in Trouble, she'll be famous for her ass. Just like my penis is in many endurance competitions around the world.

I rather watch zombies serve my torso at a picnic than see House Bunny, but a lot of hot ass showed up at the premiere last night, and in case you missed it, scouring the Internet for pictures of "hot ass" is kinda my job description. That is, of course, until I can find a way to start getting paid to just think about hot ass. Toddco* has a solid business plan, but apparently potential investors fail to see how masturbating constitutes a core competency. Insolent fools!

* A division of Handsome Industries, Inc.

Being on a big hit show like Entourage can guarantee you the only choicest cuts of vagina, so it's no wonder that Adrian Grenier has no problems getting the ladies. Radar reports:

Scene: A crowded loft on Manhattan's Lower East Side. It is approximately 2:00 a.m...In walks Entourage star Adrian Grenier, the only famous face in an otherwise nondescript crowd of 20-somethings. Surveying the scene, his eye fixes upon a pretty brunette standing near a couch, on which a Radar reporter happens to be sitting...

Adrian: Hi, what's your name?
Brunette: [Giggling. It is obvious she knows who he is; she is flattered that he has approached her] Elizabeth. What's yours?
Adrian: Adrian.
Brunette: Nice to meet you! And what do you do, Adrian?
Adrian: I make documentary films.
Brunette: Oh really?
Adrian: Yeah. And some other stuff on the side. What about you?
Brunette: I'm in fashion.
Adrian: That's cool. So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?
Brunette: No thanks."

Whoa, I can't believe that line didn't work. Girls usually get all speechless and weak in the knees after they hear that. Some might argue that it's probably the ether, but I'd like to think that we've really made some kind of connection.

Adrian Grenier performing at Hotel Victor on New Year's Eve:

It's Friday the 13th so it's technically a special occasion, and that usually means pictures of Jessica Biel. Specifically, pictures of Jessica Biel at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. After the premiere, Jess (that's what I like to call her) and I enjoyed a simple candlelit dinner, nothing fancy. I had to eat mine outside and stare at her through the glass, but she seemed to scream with joy when she opened the present I got her. She was so excited, she even called the police to come and see it. I really hope she liked the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.


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Emmanuelle Chriqui:

Emmanuelle Chriqui signed autographs for people before attending an Entourage new season party last night and gave people a little show. I've never quite understood the fascination with pushing and shoving your way to get to some famous person (who probably won't be famous in a couple years) and ask them to sign their name on some crap, but hey to each their own. A lot of people don't understand my sticker collection, either. If you spent as much time in the rare "Scratch 'n Sniff" section of my sticker book as I do, you might not be so critical. The "ashtray," "ass" and "feet" stickers are remarkably realistic!

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Source: TMZ

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