Pardon me whilst I wipe the drool away from my mouth. Thank you Evan Rachel Wood's GQ spread. For reminding me that drool gets stuck in my peach-fuzz goatee.

Disney rolled out as many Tween stars as possible for Zac Efron's 17 Again premiere. [LaineyGossip]

No one should let Amy Winehouse hang around kids. Kids think she's some sort of magical being that is just bones animated by "magic dust." And that's only because it's hard to explain crack to kids. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Mandy Moore's Details Magazine spread is sexy. But not as sexy as Evan Rachel Wood. [ICYDK]

The Office celebrates their 100th episode! [JustJared]

Kelly Osbourne loves her Wii Fit. Maybe that means she masturbates with the Wiimote, because it doesn't look like she likes "fit" anything. [ImNotObsessed]

...Unless she has a Sii. [EbaumNation]

Hulk Hogan even turns his divorce hearings into Wrestlemania like arguments. [FadedYouthBlog]

That Joaquin Phoenix fight might have been staged. [Yahoo!]

The Pussycat Dolls recorded their own version of the Oscar winning song "Jai Ho." And their video is certainly full of Hos. [ImNotObsessed]

Hayden Panettiere insists she isn't trying to get Milo Ventimiglia fired from Heroes. Though I have to ask: Why not just fire her from Heroes? [ICYDK]

Kim Kardashian went shopping and used her ridiculous body to try on ridiculous clothes. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

"Evan Rachel Wood in lingerie" should be enough to get you to click what I want you to click. [Egotastic]

Is Natalie Portman all a-twitter over Twilight's Rob Pattinson? [JustJared]

In his new video, 38 year old Marilyn Manson dresses his girlfriend, 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood, as Lolita and has "real" sex with her. Heart-Shaped Glasses features Marilyn and Evan having sex, Evan having a fake orgasm, Evan rubbing her crotch while watching Manson perform and Evan covered in blood. About the "real sex" stuff:

Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other's bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings: The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple's writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras."

Yes, this is all truly impressive. Glorifying pedophilia with Lolita references is super cool, Marilyn. Why you didn't take it one step further and dress her up as Jon Benet Ramsey or Polly Klaas is beyond me. How about next time you impress us all with a "real" disappearing act, and take your trendy, pain in the ass, pseudo-nonconformist, Hot Topic shopping fans with you. Really, it would be a breath of fresh air if you did something different in your videos like, say, learn how to sing. At this point you should just suck it up and go on tour with Britney Spears.

This video is probably NSFW:

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Here's Marylin's hot ex-wife, Dita Von Teese, performing at the MGM in Vegas:



Thanks to Shelby and Eric for the heads up!

Source: Radar Online