I'm not able to say Hugh Jackman without pronouncing it "Huge Jock Man," so I don't think he needs a pair of Ewan McGregor's Wonderjocks. Besides, we've been together a lot of times, so I think I'd know. Granted, it was when he was choosing me, his alleged "stalker," out of police lineups, but it's closer than you'll ever get to him, so suck it.

AussieBum, the company behind Wonderjocks, underwear which "helps to lift and promote the size of a man's genitals," has a fan in actor Ewan McGregor. How big of a fan? AussieBum founder Sean Asby says:

We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check."

Um, not really sure what to do here. There's not much you can say to embarrass a guy who doesn't mind a credit check because he has a bottle cap for a penis. He better be glad he's rich and famous, because his award for "Technically Not Having a Vagina" probably wouldn't get him a lot of dates.

Ewan McGregor and Hugh Jackman on the set of The Tourist:


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