I've never seen a baby giraffe being hit with a taser, but I get the feeling it may look something like Ashlee Simpson did last night at a Fall Out Boy concert. Wow, she looks retarded. She couldn't dance around an issue. Good thing it was only Fall Out Boy though, because nobody really saw her except 13 year old girls and dudes who want their dads to hug them. But if you think this looks like a hot time, you should have been back stage. Pete Wentz showed everyone his new Hello Kitty cover for his iPhone and then he bought a 1997 Holiday Barbie on eBay. She comes from a smoke free home!


Video source: TMZ

Kate Moss has a new, ugly boyfriend [Hollywood Rag]
Keeley Hazell is topless again [Hollywood Tuna]
Jennifer Lopez music still sucks ass [Just Jared]
Jessica Simpson is still fugly and has nipples [Egotastic]
Elmo De Niro [College Humor]
Jodie Foster calls out Lindsay Lohan's mom [Dlisted]
Shia LeBeouf is smoking [Popsugar]
Matt Dillon's nose job [City Rag]
Lily Allen acts up and gets tossed [ASL]
Michelle Trachtenberg's whore lipstick (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Owen Wilson has a new movie [Popoholic]
Fearne Cotton is wet and see through (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci would kill to get laid (NSFW) [Fleshbot]
Hell's Kitchen's Gordon Ramsay burns his balls [Best Week Ever]

Faith Hill, Kelly Clarkson, and John (Cougar) Mellencamp at the NFL Season Opening Kickoff Concert news conference on September 5, 2007:

I don't listen to music about dead dogs and porch swings, so I really don't know much about Tim McGraw. I know he's got a pretty hot wife and that he wears a cowboy hat because he's bald, but I never knew he was so gracious to his fans. Especially the woman in the front row who he thinks stole his pinky ring. I can't say for sure, but I'm almost positive she'll be a fan for life, because why wouldn't she? Skin tight leather pants and a button-up muscle shirt? Oh my, he's just like a real cowboy!

Hint: Hey Tim, the lady who has your ring is in the blue shirt, jackass. You know, the one right in front of you who's waving like an escaped POW who just saw a plane.

Classic wet Faith Hill: