Gwen Stefani Can Stop Now


Gwen Stefani revealed that she is still breastfeeding her son Kingston because she doesn't know when to stop. Kingston turned one year old in May. Page Six reports:

I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding...I'll just keep going while I can - like, he's getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He's bitten me a few times."

The last time I checked you were a millionaire, not a frontier settler, so now would probably be a good time to stop. Your kid isn't going to die of scurvy or starve because of the wily savages. In fact, he might walk to the refrigerator and get a juicebox and a Lunchable. In my experience, that's normally what people who can walk and have teeth do.

Gwen, Gavin and Kingston at the Sydney airport a couple days ago:

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are Proud Parents


There are thousands of pictures out there of a beaming Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani with their 1 year old bundle of joy, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. I wonder when they're going to tell him about his 18 year old sister. Probably never. Daisy Lowe, Rossdale's result of a one night stand with fashion designer Pearl Lowe, has yet to receive any child support from her millionaire father nor has Daisy met her half-brother. So doing what any girl abandoned by her father would do, Daisy Lowe is appearing in next month's i-D magazine with some guy sucking on her tit. You see, that's the very reason I fake my own death and leave the country whenever girls tell me they're pregnant. In my experience, it tends to build character.

Daisy Lowe topless in i-D magazine (larger photos probably NSFW):