No Doubt was on the Today Show yesterday, which now explains why everyone on Twitter was commenting on Gwen Stefani and remembering lyrical snippets from "Don't Speak" and "Spiderwebs."

For those of us that have lost all track of time, No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom was released on October 10th 1995. The band have been together since 1986 and if Gwen Stefani hadn't hit it big with these boys, chances are that she'd never have met, the lead singer of Bush, who had machine heads better than the rest.

Watching old No Doubt about to go on tour again is making me sad. Sad like Prince going on tour since he decided to stop cussing makes me sad.

Though Gwen Stefani's whole look with the pale face, red lipstick and super-blond hair is still looking good, what, 14 years later?

I know Gwen Stefani is a Hollywood liberal, so I'm sure her egg costume is supposed to be some sort of statement about the food industry's unfair treatment of chickens, but luckily, it just comes across as kinda dumb. She has so much money that she could have helped with the bailout, yet this is the best she came up with? Not that I care. Her solo music sucks and she has ridiculously giant feet. She could have literally turned herself into an egg and I still wouldn't be impressed.


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Gwen Stefani revealed that she is still breastfeeding her son Kingston because she doesn't know when to stop. Kingston turned one year old in May. Page Six reports:

I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding...I'll just keep going while I can - like, he's getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He's bitten me a few times."

The last time I checked you were a millionaire, not a frontier settler, so now would probably be a good time to stop. Your kid isn't going to die of scurvy or starve because of the wily savages. In fact, he might walk to the refrigerator and get a juicebox and a Lunchable. In my experience, that's normally what people who can walk and have teeth do.

Gwen, Gavin and Kingston at the Sydney airport a couple days ago:

There are thousands of pictures out there of a beaming Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani with their 1 year old bundle of joy, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. I wonder when they're going to tell him about his 18 year old sister. Probably never. Daisy Lowe, Rossdale's result of a one night stand with fashion designer Pearl Lowe, has yet to receive any child support from her millionaire father nor has Daisy met her half-brother. So doing what any girl abandoned by her father would do, Daisy Lowe is appearing in next month's i-D magazine with some guy sucking on her tit. You see, that's the very reason I fake my own death and leave the country whenever girls tell me they're pregnant. In my experience, it tends to build character.

Daisy Lowe topless in i-D magazine (larger photos probably NSFW):

People tell me all the time that Gwen Stefani is a big star, so imagine how relieved I was when I saw these pictures of Gwen scratching her ass in public. I mean, she's just like us! Well, I guess like "us" in a figurative sense, because either she's been exposed to gamma radiation or those are the biggest damn feet I've ever seen. Jesus, and she even painted her toenails. That's a good idea. Draw even more attention to your ridiculously over-sized feet. You normally only see feet like this at the circus or climbing up Mount Doom.

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