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Dear Lord

Halle Berry attended something called the 6th Annual Keep A Child Alive benefit last night in New York, and I have no idea what that's about, but if they're trying to get kids to masturbate to stay alive, they probably shouldn't have let Halle walk in like this. You won't see anything more beautiful today unless a little girl gives a baby bear cub a daisy or a basket of puppies slide down a rainbow.

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posted by Todd on Fri, October 16, 2009 | | |

Halle Berry Might Be Attractive

I have no idea why these posters of Wolverine are in the background, because it's obvious Halle Berry is on the red carpet at the 2009 MILF Awards. I realize she's 42, but to reiterate, it's Halle Berry. My penis wouldn't be in there long enough to notice anyway. *Shhh, shhh, don't touch it, don't touch it!*

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posted by Todd on Wed, April 29, 2009 | | |

Halle Berry is Naked Again

I'm way more racist than you probably already think, so I was sorta surprised that these pictures of a topless Halle Berry are from the set of Frankie and Alice. I thought for sure it would be called Black Diamond TNT or Badassss Sweetcotton Mama or something like that. Mostly because, if movies have taught me anything, it's that hot naked black chicks with afros usually want to take revenge on the honkeys who got their 11-year old sisters addicted to heroin.

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posted by Todd on Wed, December 17, 2008 | | |

Halle Berry is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire has named Halle Berry the Sexiest Woman Alive 2008. Yeah, sure, okay. Halle and I were discussing this very thing in bed the other day, and we both agreed that Megan Fox would have been a better choice. Nothing against Halle, but she already has a half brown baby. To be honest, it would be kinda redundant.

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posted by Todd on Wed, October 8, 2008 | | |

Halle Berry's Big Boobs are Bigger

If they make an X-Men 4, they should change Halle Berry's power from manipulating the weather to turning celebrity gossip blogs into pregnancy fetish sites.

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posted by Todd on Thu, May 1, 2008 | | |

Halle Berry Had a Girl

It seems Halle Berry has been pregnant for the past two years, but turns out it was only for nine months. Now she's not pregnant at all. Star Magazine says:

Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning ... Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn't even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene."

Congratulations, a girl. A girl whose parents are Halle Berry and this dude. Man, I hope it all works out for her. I know it's going to be tough being picked on in school and having to work twice as hard to achieve her goals because of how ugly she's gonna be. In fact, they might even have to home school her.

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posted by Todd on Mon, March 17, 2008 | | |

Halle Berry's Breasts are at a Premiere

Halle Berry showed up at the London premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire yesterday and...uhhhh...goddamn her rack is huge. If these things get any bigger, she'll be giving romantic sunset balloon rides for wedding anniversaries by the third trimester.

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posted by Todd on Thu, October 25, 2007 | | |

Halle Berry is Here to Help

It's sad when a 40-something pregnant chick is the best thing on our home page, but it gets better when you realize it's Halle Berry. Damn, she's hot. She could shoot me in the stomach and I'd apologize for getting blood on her shirt. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking, baby.

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posted by Todd on Tue, October 9, 2007 | | |