Just in case you thought it was sexual deviant Europeans and pervert Hollywood directors who believe that Roman Polanski has suffered enough by living in France as a celebrated hero after he fled the country to avoid sentencing for drugging and raping a 13-year old girl, be prepared to punch a hole in your wall. Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Gael Garcia Bernal, and John Landis have all signed the petition to free Roman Polanski. Thanks, Harrison Ford. Maybe you can talk to Bert and Ernie and reanimate Mr. Rogers to get them to sign too, so you can make sure my childhood is completely ruined.

You can see the full list of advocating assholes HERE (via the great ONTD), then you can sign the counter petition HERE.

Natalie Portman in 1996. Polanski would so hit that:

Dr. Jones looks to still have some randy in those bones, because the man has lasso'd himself a dancing skeleton in the form of a ex-Manhattan lawyer who used to hallucinate things like dancing babies and shooting her alarm clock with a machine gun:

Harrison Ford and girlfriend Calista Flockhart are engaged to be married, sources close to the couple confirm exclusively to PEOPLE.

Ford, 66, surprised Flockhart, 44, with an engagement ring on Valentine's Day weekend while the two were away on a family vacation with son Liam.

Reps for the couple did not return calls.

The couple has been together for seven and a half years. No wedding date has been set yet.

There's one man problem with getting hitched to Harrison Ford, and that's your immediate candidate as a possible target by absolutely every evil group of people on this planet.

If I've learned one thing from watching Harrison Ford movies (with the exception of K19 Widowmaker) it's that he just wants his wife and family back:



Here are the most recent pictures I have of Harrison and Calista at the 6th Annual Living Legends of Aviation Awards ceremony at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California. Why Harrison has a medal on, I don't know.

Oh wait, for landing Air Force One, obviously.

The first teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (or IJATKOTCS for short) was released today, and long-winded pretentious title aside, it looks pretty awesome. Starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Shia LeBeouf, Cate Blanchett, and Ray Winstone the plot is rumored to be about the search of alien lifeforms and...blah, blah, blah, who gives a damn. It's gonna be just like the last three. Two hours of Indiana Jones kicking foreigner ass because those savages don't like putting stuff in museums. The only difference is that this one might have a few more Cialis tie-ins.