More pics of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel were released today, and apparently Clark Kent lost his job at the Daily Planet because of the down economy and now walks around stealing heroin addict's pants and doing push ups against steel beams before he jumps into an interpretive dance.

Another picture of Henry Cavill on the set of Superman: Man of Steel was leaked today, and I'm not sure I understand this movie now. Aren't people not supposed to know that Clark Kent is Superman? How do they plan to work around this? Because I'm pretty sure people will be able to see part of his costume when Clark Kent shows up to work in capris.

More pics from the set of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel found there way online today, and you probably can't tell from this scene, but Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use "manofsteel69" as profile name on manhunt.com.

The first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in Zack Snyder's Superman: Man Of Steel hit online today, and uhh, nice hair. So does Superman have a van now? Does he supplement his reporter salary by doing Just For Men ads? What the fuck is this? "I normally don't have my picture taken, but when I do, I prefer extra hair product. Stay homoerotic, my friends."

While Home Depot had a rush on buckets for women to wring out their panties after it was announced that homey here would be playing Superman, the people who actually make casting decisions had other plans. Specifically, Henry Cavill. TMZ reports:

British actor Henry Cavill will be playing the role of Superman in the upcoming reboot of the franchise, Warner Bros. announced today. With Christian Bale portraying Batman and Andrew Garfield playing Spider-Man ... the Brits have the market cornered! The movie is due out December 2012.

This is the least gay picture I could find of this dude, mostly because the wenches in the back with the huge racks help mitigate the queer of the frilly shirt and fancy vest. I guess this picture is from a period piece or something. You know, like the movie Carrie.