Her music sucks and she sucks in an overall sort of way, but Hilary Duff was hot as hell in War, Inc, so my penis and I both agreed that we were expecting a little more from pictures with "bikini" in their title. Yeah, not so much. Nice hat. Is she a 1950's detective all of a sudden? If she is, is the shooting at the diner just the beginning of an intricate tale of police corruption and Hollywood sleaze? Is she ready to break the rules to seek justice? Will Ed Exley avenge his father's death? Tune in next week to find out!

Here's Hilary Duff on the set of some movie that I won't see called Greta. From these pictures, I assume this movie is about a sassy yet tender teenage prostitute who's trying to earn money for ballet school and throws it all away for a hip, smooth talking agent who promises her fame, but only gives her heartache. Then she finds two guys in wet suits who teach her that when life falls apart, love can fall into place.

Hilary Duff has been looking kinda good lately, so I'm a little surprised to see her holding hands with this guy. I have no idea what's going on here. It's hard to tell if they're on a date or she's walking him back to the front of Home Depot. The good news is, it won't be as hard as I thought to ask her out. In fact, it'll be easy. "What up, Hilary? I'm an American citizen, wanna hang out?"

Hilary Duff usually doesn't dress like an idiot, so I'm not sure why she and her sister decided it would be a good idea to go the beach dressed like wives from Goodfellas. But other than those ridiculous sunglasses and earrings, Hilary is looking pretty doable lately. Haylie looks happy too. Maybe Geppetto is finally going to turn her into a real boy.


Note: Brody Jenner has his own name tattooed on himself which is one of the reasons why he's a douchebag.

Like, oh my gawd, another MySpace war ... this time Haylie Duff vs. good for nothing trust fund slut, Kim Kardashian.

From Haylie Duff's MySpace blog:

Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can't hold their liquor and can't keep their legs closed."

And here are the screencaps of the messages which led to Haylie publishing that blog in which Haylie seems nice and Kardashian is too busy and stupid to use the "Shift" key, or punctuation or class.

Long story short, Haylie tries to bury the hatchet, Kim Kardashian calls Paris Hilton a stupid lesbian and Kardashian calls Haylie Duff a horse and a slut:


But I can't be too nice to Haylie because she was dumb enough to try to be friends with a useless whore like Kim Kardashian, whose father was good friends with O.J. Simpson, and was one of O.J.'s lawyers. And Robert Kardashian was a crooked attorney who helped his buddy O.J. score a bullshit murder trial acquittal (see more about that here). And now Kimberly lives off her dead Daddy's money, and her gold digging mommy, and mommy's new hubby's money. All that aside, Kim Kardashian refers to herself as "Princess Kimberly," so that's enough reason to fart on her. Yeah, next time you see her, just go ahead rip one right at her. And if it didn't get close enough to her nose, cup-and-throw it. And be sure to get that on camera so we can kiss your ass.

For the commenters who can always be counted on to claim these are "fake" MySpace accounts:


Thanks to Cindy for the heads up!

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