Holly Peers and Rhian Sugden did an interactive shoot for Nuts. I don't know what that means, but I'm sick of reading about the SAG Awards, so enjoy. As far as I can tell, she won't be eligible for one just yet anyway.

Holly Peers made a NSFW calendar at some point. I made rigatoni bolognese yesterday. Then I ate it. This explains why I won't make a calendar ever. Happy Monday!

It's a slow news day, so here's Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sophie Reade, and some other chicks we don't have tags for in NSFW Christmas outtakes. From what I've seen, that's definitely not real snow.

A bunch of U.K. chicks got together for Nuts and took off their shirts (NSFW). Among them are Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and some chick named Lucy Banghard. I wonder if that's her real name. It's like her dad planned ahead before he left her mom.

Apparently Jess and I were both thinking about British chicks with huge tits this morning, which means Jess is probably a lesbian, so here's Holly Peers in the Peba 2012 calendar. Click on the banner and you'll also see outtakes of her huge tits doing various things. Walking on the beach! Sitting on the stairs! Squeezed together! Walking on the beach again! Covered in sand! They're so versatile!

We'll get to the American Music Awards pics later, mostly because I spent three hours of my life live-tweeting that visual dry heave last night and I'm kinda over it. But what I'm not over is British chicks with huge boobs. So here's Holly Peers. I know what you're thinking, "Todd, Todd, who is this nobody? I thought this was supposed to be a celebrity gossip site. You only post about these chicks because they have huge tits. What gives?" But that's not true. Along with my hard-hitting investigative editorial where I hold a mirror to society, I find that the female form is beau...look, my mother breastfed me until I was four, okay? Is that what you want to hear?! Are you happy now?! God! Is nothing I do ever good enough for you?!

In case you didn't know that having enormous tits is all you need to be famous, here's English "glamour model" Holly Peers' new calendar. I have no idea what kind of titty growth hormones they pump into the water in England, but I'm pretty sure if you're a woman walking down the street and you have a C-cup, its legal for people to stone you to death. Also, I call dibs on September.

There you are. Now let some more NSFW tits entertain you, because no one died, got knocked up, or divorced today.