Last week, 26 hours of audio from Nick Hogan's jail phone calls were released that show just how heartbroken and remorseful Nick and the Hogan family are over the fact that John Graziano is a vegetable because traffic laws don't apply to them. And by "heartbroken and remorseful" I mean "how much money can Nick Hogan make off this?" Bay News 9 really wants you to punch a wall.

Hulk: "Well, I don't know what type of person John was. Or what he did to get himself in this situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and yelled at people and do stuff. And for some reason God laid some heavy shit on that kid. I don't know what he was into."

Nick: "He was a negative person.

Hulk: "He was what?"

Nick: "He was a negative person. Will you work on that Real-Ality deal?"

Hulk: "Yep"

Nick: "Get that lined up so the minute I walk out...wherever I walk out of it's there...boom."

Hulk: "Can you do it while you're on probation?"

Nick: "Of course."

Hulk: "Do you want to do it with Pink Sneakers or someone else?"

Nick: "I want to do it where I'll make the most money."

In another transcript, Linda Hogan says that John Graziano is a vegetable because of karma. And after her minor collision this weekend, Brooke Hogan repeatedly threw in jabs that she was alive because of her seatbealt. So if you thought the entire Hogan family were insufferable douchebags, congratulations! You were right. I'm pretty sure the devil is going to make sure they get a police escort to hell.

Hulk and Brock visiting Nick in jail:


Thanks, Stefanie!

On August 26, 2007, Nick Bollea (Nick Hogan) was racing his yellow Toyota Supra in the middle of downtown Clearwater, FL when he lost control and struck a median, flipped, then hit a palm tree. Nick Hogan (Bollea) escaped with minor injuries, but his passenger, 23 year old Marine and Iraqi war veteran, John J. Graziano, suffered massive head injuries and will remain in a nursing care facility for the rest of his life. Last week, Nick Hogan was sentenced to 8 months in prison. He's already falling apart. Page Six reports:

Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail, friends say. The son of pro wrestler Hulk Hogan started serving eight months in California's[sic] Pinellas County Jail on May 9 for a drunken-driving accident that left his best friend, John Graziano, in a coma. "Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence," one friend said. "They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now." That will be small consolation to Graziano's relatives, who say Hogan has done very little for their son since the crash."

What a coincidence, because you know who else has trouble making sentences? John Graziano. That usually happens when you've had to get part of your brain removed. But I guess he should have thought about that before he tried to hang with somebody as cool as Nick. I hate it when people in comas always try to ruin your fun. Jeez, why don't you just get a life, people in comas!

To see a picture of what John Graziano looks like now, click here. (Note: The picture is a more disturbing than Hulk Hogan's face, so you've been warned.)

Why would Hulk Hogan oil the crack of his daughter's ass while she lays out at a pool? He's gotta do something, the competition for "World's Greatest Dad" is pretty stiff this year!


Thanks to that perv, Tyson, via email.

On August 26, 2007, Nick Bollea (Nick Hogan) was racing his yellow Toyota Supra in the middle of downtown Clearwater, FL when he lost control and struck a median. The car then flipped, hitting a palm tree with its backend. Nick Hogan (Bollea) escaped with minor injuries, but his passenger, 23 year old Marine and Iraqi war veteran, John J. Graziano, suffered massive head injuries and has remained in a coma ever since. Although tensions remain high between the two families, the Hogans had an open invitation to visit Graziano whenever they wanted. Not anymore. St. Petersburg Times reports:

Linda, Brooke and Nick Bollea are no longer welcome at the hospital bedside of John Graziano. That's because the trio went to the hospital on Valentine's Day with gifts, and images of their arrival showed up on celebrity news Web sites, the Graziano family's attorneys said Wednesday. "We believe that it was a total (public relations) stunt," said attorney Kimberley Kohn."

And yes, the Hogans are getting their asses sued:

Whether a lawsuit will be filed in the wreck is a question of when, not if, the family's attorneys said. The family faces "astronomical" costs to care for Graziano in the future, attorneys said. "We've tried very hard to avoid a circus atmosphere, which is very hard in this case," attorney George Tragos said."

I think I can speak for everyone when I say that if a swarm of alien mutant locusts attacked the Hogan's house and abducted them so their organs could be harvested for fuel, that nobody would really have a problem with that.


You can find more on our coverage of this story here, here, here, and here.

Hulk Hogan (a.k.a. the queerer sounding, Terry Bollea) had an extra-marital affair with Christiane Plante, the 33 year old best friend of his daughter. The relationship with Plante, reportedly "common knowledge among some of the crew of his reality series Hogan Knows Best," was said to be a shock to Hogan's family. Being the bad asses that they are, National Enquirer took it upon themselves to go knock on this chick's door and get her to confess:

I'm terribly sorry for what occurred," Christiane Plante told The ENQUIRER. In an exclusive interview, Christiane apologized for hurting Hulk's wife and daughter. The ENQUIRER also discovered that she wrote an apology letter to Brooke Hogan, her former best friend. "It was never my intention to hurt Terry's and Linda's wonderful, funny, sweet, loving, beautiful and talented daughter Brooke," Christiane told The ENQUIRER. "My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. "Terry is a good man, good father and good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."

Not to defend what Hulk Hogan did, but if I woke up one day and realized that I had been married to this for 24 years, I'd probably be trying to stick it in every young piece that walked by too. Linda Hogan looks like she's been embalmed. And no matter what they say at funerals, I can't help but think this isn't the look she was going for.

Brock Hogan filming that stupid "Hogan Knows Best" show yesterday:

Hulk Hogan was allegedly told by a reporter that his wife of 24 years, Linda Hogan, had filed for divorce on November 20th. So, I'm guessing that he probably knows why Linda wants half of his estimated $9.5 million fortune. Page Six reports:

Linda wanted to move to California," a spy said. "Hulk and the kids were happy in Florida. They've been fighting for quite a while, and a lot of it has to do with her out-of- control spending. She just goes nuts and acts like Hulk has Tom Cruise money - when he doesn't. She wanted to buy a $12 million house in LA, and when Hulk refused, she went ahead and rented a $35,000-a-month house. They already have four to five houses and she wants more?" Linda also apparently likes to "party."

Man, Linda Hogan sure seems appreciative of everything Hulk has done for her. Next, maybe she can whack him in the balls with a giant mallet or plant a prostitute's head in his car.

Linda Hogan loves street racing:


Brock Hogan celebrating Thanksgiving:

Mary-Kate Olsen, 21, was rushed to a New York emergency room yesterday, where she was admitted after being diagnosed with a kidney infection. People says:

Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso. "She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

Resting comfortably? That's what they say about you when chemo isn't working. But I guess these things can happen when you're an anorexic who loves drugs. That or you can become a model. So if you're an anorexic, go ahead and give that coke a try. Your dreams could come true!

In an interview set to air today, Hulk Hogan tells The Insider that his son, Nick Bollea/Hogan, is doing fine and is moving forward after he plowed through the streets of downtown Clearwater, FL, slamming his car into a tree and leaving his passenger, John J. Graziano, in a coma with brain damage. US reports:

It's just so unfair. There's not a bad bone in my son Nick's body, the most important thing to me was from all the eyewitnesses and from everyone who saw the accident, was that they were not racing. Nick's car was the only car involved. The media jumped on my son. I tell my son to stay strong because at the end of the day when all the facts are in, it was an accident. There wasn't alcohol or drugs involved. The police said everybody looked straight as an arrow, thank god for that. Nick is doing well, he's got a broken arm and a broken rib and some stuff wrong with his knees but he's hanging in there. He's going to be ok and we're going to move forward."

Oh well, thank God. I'm so glad Hulk Hogan let me know that Nick is ok because I've been sitting on pins and needles worrying about him. That Iraqi war veteran is laying there in his coma taking all Nick's attention. He's probably just jealous of Nick's rad Toyota Supra.

Brooke Hogan with Swizz Beatz in NYC: