Jaime Pressly is in Shape


As my totally witty title suggests, Jaime Pressly is on the March 2009 cover of Shape magazine and she still, even after 11 years, has one of the most kick ass bodies in Hollywood. This chick used to live like 30 minutes from me, and I have no idea what that has to do with anything, because dear god man look at picture #5. If saw that when I walked in the door there's a good chance I'd cum a Skittles rainbow at some point.

Jaime Pressly is Single


After knowing each other for almost 11 years, Jaime Pressly and Eric Cubiche got engaged in 2006. They're not engaged anymore. People reports:

"We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much," the actress tells Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell. The couple, who welcomed their son, Dezi James, in May 2007, plan to "remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life," Pressly adds."

My buddy's wife was friends with Jaime when she lived in Kinston, NC. I don't know where I was going with that, but it seemed like a good lead in to these topless pictures of Jaime in Ultra Magazine. And I was right! Go me!

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Jaime Pressly is in a Bikini


It's summer time, so I hope this doesn't offend you, but here's a hot chick in a bikini. Specifically, the-has-been-hot-as-hell-forever actress, Jamie Pressly. Not that you care, but Jamie Pressly is from Kinston, NC. But what you might care about is that just like every Southern girl, Jamie Pressly's favorite hobbies probably include cooking and fucking. And having babies with Mexican looking dudes. What's up with that by the way?