The full Jason Beghe/Scientology interview was posted on Mark Bunker's blog and you can see all seven parts here. I hate to give anything away, but Scientology is a scam designed to take your money and give you "freedom" by taking away everything you know and love. Yes, shocking, I know. FOX News reports:

You believe it, you invest your time and money." It's the getting out that's painful, Jason says, because people don't want to believe they've been conned. "You can't be a fool, that's too much to confront."..."In 9th grade I met this kid, my best friend...He came to my class and I said, 'You and I are going to be friends.' [That's] David Duchovny. My best friend. Our relationship was aversely affected [by being in Scientology]. He was very cool but he wasn't into it. I think his wife...I perceived that she [didn't like it]. And they were right. He was called a 1-1-SP. It affected our relationship."

"One of the first people I went to see [when I left Scientology] was David. I went over to his house, and we were walking around. We talked about it a little bit. He doesn't watch South Park and doesn't know about all this stuff. I explained OT to him," Beghe said of the high level you can pay to attain the sect.

"I started explaining to him about Xenu and the loyal officers" - a basic story from L. Ron Hubbard's science fiction. "I couldn't get a third of the way through the story and we had our faces on the floor. We were laughing so hard. I mean you couldn't even talk. It's so retarded."

Wow. If Jason Beghe wakes up five counties over in a field with a pentagram carved in his chest one day, I think I might be able to call the Crime Stoppers hotline with some information that might help out.

Tea Leoni, David Duchovny's wife:

Although the official reason was "copyright issues," the YouTube account created by Mark Bunker, the videographer who interviewed actor Jason Beghe in the now classic anti-Scientology clip, was deleted due to assumed pressure from The Church of $cientology. However, Bunker has vowed that the full interview will be seen in it's entirety, and that Scientology can no longer stop the flood of public opinion that believes Scientology is a dangerous cult. But just how incredibly insane is Scientology? Oh, it's much, much worse than you thought. FOX News reports:

The more he describes the Scientology experience, the scarier it sounds. As he told me the other day: "A Scientologist who's 'clear' believes he's no longer a Homosapien. He's Homo-novis, a new race. They believe they are the only hope for this section of the galaxy, starting with planet Earth." Yes, Tom Cruise and John Travolta evidently believe this, Beghe says....Beghe also told me that one possible theory for why the careers of Scientologists tend to go south is that the famous actors, such as Jenna Elfman or Juliette Lewis, "get so involved in thinking only they can save the world" that the sect overwhelms them. This may be true: Elfman has had little luck since the cancellation of "Dharma and Greg," Lewis gets little acting work, Elfman's husband, Bodhi, is only known because of Jenna and rocker Beck hasn't had a real hit album since "Odelay" back in 1996."

If Tom Cruise and John Travolta are the only hope for the galaxy we should all call our loved ones right now and go bite down on an Uzi. Thankfully it shouldn't come to that because I just bought some possessed robot bears on eBay and I've trained them to attack anybody wearing hair plugs and shoe lifts. "Behold, Homo-novis! Attack!"

Mark Bunker's response:


Famous Scientologists being objectified:

Erika Christensen:


Leah Remini:


Jenna Elfman:


Thanks to all who emailed for the heads up!

Jason Beghe, who was the "Best Man" at David Duchovny's wedding and has a pretty decent list of acting credits has been a member of The Cult Church Of Scientology since 1994. He has reached level "OT V," similar to that of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley. Fox News reports:

Scientology is destructive and a rip-off." He also says: "It's very, very dangerous for your spiritual, psychological, mental, emotional health and evolution. I think it stunts your evolution. If Scientology is real, then something's fucked up."...Beghe still uses a lot of Scientology lingo like "OT" and "clear." Still, it's quite easy to understand the point he's making. After 14 years and a tremendous amount of money, he's seeing Scientology in a different light."

If I joined Scientology I'd fully expect to be able to take a class on dolphin torturing, because The Church Of Scientology is sounding more and more like a place that would offer it.

Jason Beghe was on an episode of J.A.G. and Veronica Mars one time, so here's Scientologist Catherine Bell and Not-Scientologist Kristen Bell. Dichotomy, tits: