Although she still hasn't officially announced her marriage to Jay-Z, Beyonce may have two announcements to make soon. She's probably pregnant. Page Six says:

...pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now." A rep for Beyonce said, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."

The pictures below were taken on May 6th, so feel free to make your own decision. Let me know what you come up with, because I can't tell. I mean, it's Beyonce. She kinda looks pregnant all the time. She could be wearing a wooden barrel around her hips under that dress for all I know.


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It's hard to imagine that someone who raps about taking girls out of the hood, fucking them, and then leaving them would have problems in his marriage, but the world is not a perfect place, my friends. MTV.co.uk says:

The paper says the couple fell out at a Hollywood Bowl gig when Jigga slated his wife's track Crazy In Love. When the DJ at the show put on the song Jay apparently shouted: "F**k that. Sorry Bey but f**k that - let's play something else."..."After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy."

It's long been rumored that Jay-Z beats the hell out of Beyonce pretty regularly, so I guess we know how this turned out when they got home. I'd like to think Jay-Z would be like me and take a moment to consider the woman's feelings. Then aim for the top of the head. Look honey, no bruises.

Despite rumors during their relationship that Jay-Z slapped Beyonce around with his fists and Rihanna around with his cock, Jay-Z has apparently convinced Beyonce to marry him in New York state sometime within the next 60 days. Uh, congratulations? New York Daily News says:

They've been crazy in love for five years - and now it looks like Beyonce and Jay-Z are finally ready to tie the knot. The music superstars have taken out a marriage license in Westchester's Scarsdale Village, People.com reported Tuesday. The pair reportedly got the license yesterday morning, which means the earliest they could get hitched is Wednesday. Otherwise, it's good for 60 days anywhere in New York State."

Beyonce really isn't all that, but she looks like somebody genetically engineered Marisa Miller with a beam of God's love whenever she stands next to that visual dry heave Jay-Z. Beyonce also has her own money, so it's unclear why she's going through with this. Unless Jay-Z is some kind of reverse Fiona, I'm gonna guess ether.


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I have no idea why these pictures are making the rounds again today. They're about six months old and people are still saying there's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip here. I didn't see it six months ago and I still don't see it today, but here they are for you to decide. If you squint your eyes enough you can make yourself believe you can see a nipple. But no matter how hard you squint, Jay-Z will not be a handsome man. The only thing that makes him remotely close to being attractive is closing your eyes completely, and even then, he's still painfully ugly.

The 40/40 Club, which is co-owned by Jay-Z, has been hit with a lawsuit for playing music with out paying royalties. Broadcast Music Inc. (BMI), who filed on behalf of a list of artists which includes Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and R. Kelly, claim Jay-Z's club played songs without proper licensing. TMZ reports:

Although Jay-Z and Pharrell are musical pals (they collaborated on "Frontin'), Williams is still demanding some coin from the Jiggaman -- Pharrell's song "Touch" was allegedly played without a license. A rep for the 40/40 Club says the club hasn't been served with legal papers, and adds that "under no circumstance" would songs by R. Kelly, whose tune "Thoia Thoing" is mentioned in the suit, be played in Hova's house."

This is the kind of music they play during drug deals or when a troubled juvenile overcomes obstacles by using his fierce dance moves to win the competition, so Jay-Z better pay up before he gets shot or gets served. In fact, I'm a little concerned that Jay-Z didn't already know about this. Judging by the size of his nose, he should have smelled that something was up.

Jay-Z and Beyonce in St. Tropez a couple days ago:


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Beyonce and her wig were at a hotel pool in Monaco yesterday, and let me tell you, I was impressed. As a really big, huge star, Beyonce shouldn't have to worry about wigs that come off at the wrong time. No need to worry, because Morrie's wigs are tested against hurricane winds! So, good job Beyonce's wig buyer person! You're an inspiration to people who misrepresent themselves everywhere!

In a deal announced today, rapper Jay-Z will be selling his Rocawear clothing line to Iconix Brand Group for $204 million cash. The deal could also net the former crack dealer $35 million in Iconix stock if the brand meets certain performance requirements. Iconix Chairman and CEO Neil Cole said:

This is the largest acquisition Iconix has made and Rocawear is a brand that is increasing in market share and has extraordinary potential for growth...This acquisition will be transformative for Iconix in terms of its scale, the diversification it brings to our portfolio of brands as well as having someone as talented as Jay-Z joining our company and the many synergies that could bring."

Iconix is going to be a retail powerhouse because everybody I know wears Rocawear. They always look so fresh at the bus stop when they finally get it off layaway. I just hope Jay-Z will use the financial windfall to help fix inner city communities, preferably not the way he did when he was a drug dealer. Wait, did I say "inner city communities." I meant "his nose." Yikes, they could use him to sniff for bombs.

Beyonce, her velcro bun and her shopping bag holder on a recent shopping trip:


Fun Jay-Z crap: "The youngest of four kids brought up by a single mom, Jay-Z grew up with rap greats like Notorious B.I.G., but had no deal of his own. Instead, he sold crack, moving from city to city. He liked being a leader. "I used to wear a rubber band on my wrist, like a ghetto money clip," he has said. "The little dudes who were working with me had to earn their rubber bands . . . make a certain quota for the week to get the rubber band. If they did something that wasn’t thorough, like lost work or put someone on the team at risk, they got their rubber band popped."

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