Jenna Dewan was also at the premiere of Dear John, because she's apparently married to the wigger who stars in the movie. His name is Channing Tatum or Danny Manning or something. Either or, his wife is a hot brunette with big tits. I only mention that because my penis is on a strict diet of those.

I rather watch zombies serve my torso at a picnic than see House Bunny, but a lot of hot ass showed up at the premiere last night, and in case you missed it, scouring the Internet for pictures of "hot ass" is kinda my job description. That is, of course, until I can find a way to start getting paid to just think about hot ass. Toddco* has a solid business plan, but apparently potential investors fail to see how masturbating constitutes a core competency. Insolent fools!

* A division of Handsome Industries, Inc.