PETA Hates Jennifer Lawrence


On the set of Winter's Bone, Jennifer Lawrence gutted and skinned a squirrel. A real squirrel. And she doesn't give a fuck. Us Magazine reports:
In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence opens up about her gross-out, squirrel-skinning scene from Winter's Bone, the gritty 2010 flick which earned her a Best Actress Oscar nomination. According to Lawrence, 21, that moment wasn't faked in the slightest. "I should say it wasn't real, for PETA," Lawrence told the mag. "But screw PETA."

Of course this story wouldn't be complete with PETA overreacting and going apeshit because a squirrel being killed might cause the world to spin off its axis.
"She's young and the plight of animals somehow hasn't yet touched her heart. As Henry David Thoreau said, 'The squirrel you kill in jest, dies in earnest," the organization's president, Ingrid Newkirk, told Gothamist Tuesday morning. "When people kill animals, it is the animals who are 'screwed,' not PETA, and one day I hope she will try to make up for any pain she might cause any animal who did nothing but try to eke out a humble existence in nature."

Did this squirrel have nicer tits that Jennifer Lawrence? Was it about to make a breakthrough in inertial confinement fusion technology? No? Then what are we getting so upset about here?

Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Need A Bra For Your Magazine Cover


Since tweens and effeminate males need a strong female character to look up to in order to give them false hope, The Hunger Games (Katniss only made 70% of what male survivors made after winning The Hunger Games) has shattered box-office records. So, the Jennifer Lawrence Overexposure Train has left the station without a bra. Be sure to pick up a copy, because when she's 50 and has a booth at Comic-Con (the one next to Mark Hamill) and quoting lines from the movie, you'll want to be sure you have something she can sign.

The Homely Games


Usually, Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot (here and here), but then she went to the Spain premiere of The Hunger Games last night. Look, I'm all for racism, but if they're going to get a soft, white, blonde chick with big tits to play an athletic Native American girl, they should at least make the blonde chick show said tits more.

Note: Click on the banner pic to get your recommended daily intake of homely.

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Jennifer Lawrence is Everywhere, Links


The Situation is in "rehab" not rehab [The Superficial]
Irina Shayk is the best thing about The Hunger Games [Popoholic]
Miss Bahamas is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
The screen grabs from Tulisa Contostavlos's sex tape are out (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Katy Perry traded way, way up [Celebuzz]
Maria Menounos is almost hot enough to make Dancing with the Stars worth watching (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
$25/minute to scream at Dina Lohan is worth it, possible [Celebitchy]
Rachel Bilson is ridiculously adorable, in a bikini [The Nip Slip]
The 50 sexiest Jennifer Lawrence photos [COED Magazine]
The 12 different types of hangover [College Humor]
Someone didn't think this through [Dlisted]
This teenager asked a bunch of porn stars to prom, a couple said yes [The Chive]
Jennifer Lawrence and David Letterman don't know how to have a conversation [Moe Jackson]
Ali Landry is still bitter, in a bikini [Celebslam]
Michael Bay is isn't going to ruin your childhood [The Blemish]
Michael Lohan is a light sleeper [Evil Beet Gossip]
Johnny Depp might be hooking up with Ashley Olsen [Lainey Gossip]
Spring Breakers has a topless chicken fight, might be worth watching [Egotastic]
Toni Braxton looks amazing [Cityrag]
Adam Levine is an actor now [PopCrush]
Robert De Nero is sorry he made a dumb joke [Film Drunk]
Madonna still won't accept it's not 1990 anymore [Popbytes]
Hockey game becomes violent, world shocked for some reason [Heyman Hustle]
Ashton Kutcher may be taking avoiding Demi Moore a little too far [Allie is Wired]

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Jennifer Lawrence Does The Hunger Games Premiere


The premiere of Battle Royale With Pretty White People The Hunger Games was last night in Los Angeles, and of course Jennifer Lawrence was there. Because she's the star. And she plays somebody called "Katniss". And she supposedly volunteers to be in a fight that doesn't involve trying to steal her best friend's boyfriend or writing in her burn book about OMG did you see what Tiffany was wearing? Ugh, she's so gross I'm way prettier than her I can't believe Tanner is taking her to the dance can you believe it Heidi? (Hunger Games is science-fiction, btw)



Pic source: WENN

Linkifer Lawrence


Some naked chick in Bucky Larson [Taxidriver Movie]
Halle Berry is protective, bitter [The Superficial]
Bar Refaeli is pretty [Popoholic]
I WILL KILL THIS BITCH [Celebitchy]
Seal is weird [The Blemish]
Melissa Debling topless [Zoo Today]
Sarah Shahi is pretty [Coed Magazine]
Creepy, rapidly aging celeb gallery [Cityrag]
Vanessa Paradis should be able to afford an orthodontist [Dlisted]
Brad Pitt watches iCarly [I'm Not Obsessed]
Irina Shayk likes shitty movies [Moe Jackson]
Angelina Jolie can't stand Stacy Keibler [Popbytes]
Tashie Jackson has a sex tape [Egotastic]
Whitney Houston is proof that crack gets expensive [Allie Is Wired]
THIS. [The Chive]
And then everyone got AIDS. The End. [Popcrush]
Steven Tyler is biased [Popcrush]
Taylor Swift really wants to be a princess [A Socialite's Life]
Miranda Kerr is a hero [Amy Grindhouse]
Marilyn Monroe is turning in her grave [Tabloid Prodigy]
Courtney Stodden wants to sing [Huffington Post]
Kim Kardashian is red [Hollywood Tuna]
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has short hair [Celebuzz]
Imogen Thomas is in a bikini [Celebslam]
Chris Hansen is missing from this [Evil Beet]

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Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ


Jennifer Lawrence, breakout star of the horrifically depressing Winter's Bone and the upcoming X-Men: First Class as a young Mystique, showed up wearing this to the Oscars and now she's posing in next month's issue of GQ. So, have you ever watched a soap opera and the doctor gets shocking news and he whips his head around and pulls his glasses off really fast? Yeah, my penis just did that with these pictures.

Click on the banner pic to see the whole set. "Whole set" being the operative phrase here.


Photo credit: Alasdair McLellan/GQ

Winter's Bone. It's Still Winter, Right?


Jennifer Lawrence lost the Best Actress Oscar to Natalie Portman, but Natalie Portman looks like a pregnant Fievel Goes To Urban Outfitters and has a vein on the side of her head that I think she uses to scan people's minds. On the other hand, Jennifer Lawrence is 20 and wore this dress last night. Ask yourself, my friends. Who was the real winner here?