So of course that means they're dating now. People reports:

Bradley Cooper just can't stop the rumor mill....The Hangover star is generating the most talk because of his dinner companion this weekend. She was no other than the recently available Jennifer Lopez. Although the Internet lit up with reports of a budding romance between Cooper, 37, and Lopez, 42, a source tells PEOPLE that the dinner Saturday at the New York restaurant Per Se was all business. The pair, according to the source, are "in discussions regarding a project."

Bradley Cooper married actress Jennifer Esposito in late 2006. In May 2007, she filed for divorce. He then dated blonde Chinese actress, Renee Zellwegger. He also starred in a movie called Midnight Meat Train. He also speaks fluent French. I'm not saying that all of this makes him gay, but I think the "discussions regarding a project" involved exciting new nail polish colors at some point.

You don't say. Radar Online reports:

Marc Anthony, in his first interview since splitting with Jennifer Lopez earlier this summer, laughed off a series of tabloid rumors implying he slept around on his beautiful ex. "It was a flight attendant, it was the pilot -- I heard it was this guy sitting next to me in a rehab in Houston. I've heard it all," Anthony joked to ABC’s John Quinones about the myriad of rumors that have cropped up, attempting to explain why the celebrity marriage didn't last. "People are trying to peg it on things because it was so shocking. “It was like, it must have been something,” Anthony, 42, said in a preview of Thursday’s Nightline interview that aired on Good Morning America. “It wasn't something sensationalistic." The I Need To Know singer told Quinones that the split was relatively drama-free, as both he and J.Lo knew it just wasn't meant-to-be. “It was a realization on both our parts," he said. "It wasn't shocking. These things happen. It's a decision that we made jointly. And that's how I'll answer that."

Marc Anthony probably didn't cheat, but not because he didn't want to--because he couldn't. I don't care how loaded he is. If I saw that in a bar, my first instincts would be to keep him as far from water as possible and to kill whoever fed him after midnight.

In case you're wondering why Playgirl never really took off, TMZ explains further.

He was Jennifer Lopez' first husband ... her first divorce -- and now, nearly 15 years later, he's a few signatures away from becoming J.Lo's first ex to whip it out for Playgirl magazine. A rep for the adult rag tells TMZ, it's true ... Ojani Noa and Playgirl are currently hammering out a deal for J.Lo's first ex to appear in the magazine -- but ONLY if he agrees to go full-frontal. And as long as Playgirl ponies up, that shouldn't be a problem -- Ojani tells us, "If the money is right, especially for full nude, then I would be flattered to pose for Playgirl."

I know Todd will probably be surprised at this, but I won't be picking this up. Listen, sometimes when I'm drunk, I do things (read: "Hispanic men") that I regret, but all the Jameson and gin in the world won't make me want to see the lovechild of Gerardo and Groucho Marx naked.

Since they told her she would be on the cover of a magazine, Jennifer Lopez agreed to do an interview with Vanity Fair to talk about her divorce from Marc Anthony. However, she didn't mention that her marriage ended because she fucked the guy from her video. Man, that's so weird she didn't mention that!

“That was my biggest dream, and I really worked hard at it. We both did,” Jennifer Lopez tells Vanity Fair in her first interview since announcing that she and Marc Anthony are divorcing. “Sometimes it doesn’t work—and that’s sad. But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love,” Lopez says. “It’s still my biggest dream. I am positive—determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother, entertainer, and person. I now look forward to new challenges. I feel strong. I’m a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love,” Lopez explains, describing the passage that has brought her to her current state of mind. “It’s not that I didn’t love myself before. Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.” “I will always respect Marc as a singer and performer,” Lopez tells Vanity Fair. “We actually work great together, and he was always very supportive. Together we could make magic—and we did. He will always be in our lives. He will always hold a special place in my heart as the father of my children.”

Oh, good. Because I've been up nights wondering if Jennifer Lopez loved herself. She always lives her life with such quiet, humble dignity, so it would be a shame if she suffered a severe bout of depression and decided to kill herself. By hanging herself. Or maybe hooking up a garden hose to her exhaust. Or stepping in front of a subway. Or setting off fireworks behind a bear. Sorry. I'm just throwing out ideas in case she hasn't thought of them yet. The bear one is my favorite, though.

People want to call Jennifer Lopez a whore for throwing away her marriage for a guy who was in her video. But in Lopez's defense, all ladies melt when a guy tells them about the time they forced a minor to blow them in a hotel room so he could give her an STD when he shot in her mouth while he was strangling her. What lady could resist? Radar Online reports:

The hot Latin soap hunk, William Levy, who was featured in Jennifer Lopez's steamy music video, I'm Into You is being sued for sexual battery, battery committed by offensive touching, and false imprisonment, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The court documents state that on July 19, 2010: "Through deception and trickery Levy, with the aid of several members of his entrourage, lured Plaintiff back to the Hilton Hotel in Glendale. Plaintiff, who was infatuated with Levy - a rising star of international renown for his work on Spanish language telenovelas - wanted his autograph. During the course of their conversation at a Hilton restaurant, Levy invited Plaintiff to a private room for discussion. Defendant then maneuvered himself so that Plaintiff could not walk in any direction without passing Defendant." The alleged victim, is a minor, and RadarOnline.com is withholding her name. The complaint goes on to state that Levy "forced Plaintiff to perform [sex act] on him, strangling her in the process. He e****lated in her mouth, on her person, through which he transmitted a sexual disease to plaintiff. Plaintiff was subsequently taken to urgent care at Concentra Medical Center by a friend."

So, there's a 50/50 chance that Jennifer Lopez has an STD. That's probably the best thing about this story. But I feel I should take this time to warn other ladies who might be reading this. So, if you don't like being mouth raped and awkwardly calling in a prescription, I might take this guy's poster off your wall.

You already know that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split up, because Lopez couldn't let the weekend go by without being the complete center of attention (she probably tried to get the US/Japan soccer game rescheduled), but her marriage is allegedly over because she was banging the co-star of her music video, “I’m Into You”, William Levy. During the video, Lopez and Levy fornicate on screen. After the video, Levy separated from his wife of 8 years and Lopez ended her marriage with Marc Anthony. Hmmm, I wonder if those two things are related somehow? Yes. Yes, they are. HollywoodLife reports:

Jen seemed enamored with William when they he starred with her in the “I’m Into You” music video, could they have become more than friends? Jennifer Lopez‘s split from Marc Anthony came as a shock to many, and it seems like it may be former costar William Levy who Jennifer is now seeking solace with. William, 30, could not help but gush about working with Jennifer and left his wife of eight years in May. Interesting. Furthermore, there are rumors that William’s infidelity led to his split from his wife, actress Elizabeth Gutiérrez.

Wow. For an unsubstantiated rumor, Levy's rep sure is denied this really fast. Which of course means it's totally and completely true. TMZ reports:

The guy at the center of the affair rumors is telenovela star William Levy -- aka the Cuban Brad Pitt -- who recently separated from his wife AFTER shooting the music video with Lopez. But Levy's rep tells TMZ William and J.Lo are NOT an item ... saying, "The only relationship there was or is, is a professional relationship. That’s all there’s ever been.” J.Lo and her husband Marc Anthony released a statement on Friday saying they are ending their marriage.

It's really no secret that Jennifer Lopez is a megalomaniac despite having only a fat ass and no discernible talent. And it's also no secret that Marc Anthony died in 1999 and was brought back to life by a Mexican ritual involving the blood of two blonde children. And possibly a goat. He also allowed his daughter to get kidnapped in Man on Fire. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm having a hard time giving a fuck about this story.

Before Jennifer Lopez was famous for being a hypocritical karaoke judge, she was married to a waiter named Ojani Noa. He documented it, and he's finally going to cash in. Radar Online reports:

Jennifer Lopez is facing a huge embarrassment as intimate home video of the singer with her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, is set to be released.

Lopez has been battling Noa in court for years to prevent release of the footage, which was taken during their short lived marriage.

Lopez had been successful in that legal fight...Up till now...citing that release of the footage would violate the confidentiality agreement Noa signed.

Court documents, exclusively obtained by RadarOnline.com reveal that Noa managed to find a loophole in the law - selling the footage to his current girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez for her to release it on his behalf.

A Los Angeles judge issued a ruling Friday morning that allows Vazquez to release the footage JLo doesn't want the public to see.

Ed Meyer, the executive producer of the project tells RadarOnline.com: "Claudia Vazquez has been allowed to release the home videos of Ojani and Jennifer. The project will deal with JLo's rise to fame, and her marriage to Ojani. Claudia will be meeting with video distributors on Tuesday, and hopefully, a deal can be made very soon."

The written ruling states: "Vazquez argues she has and is suffering harm in that she has had difficulty in obtaining work as a result of Lopez's attempts at enforcing the Injunction against her.

“Vazquez argues that Lopez, on the other hand, will suffer no harm if Vazquez's preliminary injunction is granted. Lopez puts forth no arguments contradicting those of Vazquez and, in fact, fails to address this element of the preliminary injunction test altogether. As a result, the Court finds that the balance of the equities weighs in favor of Vazquez.

Lopez and Cuban-born Noa were married February 1997 and divorced in 1998. They met when Noa was working as a waiter in a Miami restaurant.

I could give a shit less about the actual video and how it might potentially embarrass Jennifer Lopez. What should embarrass Jennifer Lopez is her taste in men. There's a reason you bang flirt with the waiter, not marry the waiter. The drinks aren't really free anymore when you have a joint checking account.



Images from WENN.

After American Idol yanked her back into the limelight, Jennifer Lopez wants to leave. Popeater reports:

'American Idol' judge Jennifer Lopez is reportedly shopping around her own reality singing competition show, further fueling the rumors of her departure from the 'Idol' judges panel after just one season on the hit show.

Tentatively titled 'Que Viva,' Jennifer's show would feature herself and hubby Marc Anthony talent scouting Latin American countries for future stars. The Puerto Rican couple are teaming up with 'Idol' creator and executive producer Simon Fuller to make the project happen. Apparently the show has been in the works for some time now.

What an awesome idea! Leave behind the very reason you're still relevant. On that note, I'm going to book a breast reduction now. I'm in it to win it!