Lindsay Lohan called too many paparazzi to the set of her movie [Just Jared]
Hugh Hefner's whores are fighting [Dlisted]
Hilary Duff's legs are blinding [Hollywood Tuna]
Lindsay Lohan is pale and bent over for fashion [Hollywood Rag]
Ashley Olsen has a boyfriend [Popsugar]
Billy Ray Cyrus defends his topless teenaged daughter [ASL]
Katy Perry's crappy performance on Crapping Daly (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Samantha Fox's cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Maria Menounos' cleavage goes to the dogs [Popoholic]
Spanish girls strip for Spanish Elle [Egotastic]
Britney Spears imitates life [City Rag]

Jennifer Love Hewitt on June 14th:

A lot of people might have an issue with Keeley Hazell being naked all the time, but please keep in mind that's her actual talent. I'm not even entirely sure Keeley Hazell can talk or understand simple algebraic equations, because I don't really care. She could be in a coma right now, and they've just propped her up for these pictures with pulleys and ropes, and it really wouldn't make a difference. Why? Because God is still getting high fives for her insane rack. Jennifer Love Hewitt cursed God and never got naked, and she suffered the consequences. She's lame, boring, and nobody cares about her except old people who like shows about ghosts. Instead of posing for Playboy, she got all fat and married. I guess what I'm really trying to say is screw you Jennifer Love Hewitt and your happiness! You have betrayed me!!

One time at a grocery store I asked a chick I hadn't seen in a while when her baby was due. She wasn't pregnant. The world is now doing the same thing to Jennifer Love Hewitt. People says:

Jennifer Love Hewitt can't stop the whisperers. When she wore a bikini, she heard about her figure. And when she covered up - wearing flowing, baby doll styles while recently running errands and at last weekend's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards - she faced baby rumors. But the engaged Ghost Whisperer star isn't keeping quiet. She fought back after the bikini pictures hit the Internet. And now her rep has issued a flat-out denial: "She is not pregnant."

Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep must hate her, because if she's not pregnant, then either she's constantly getting stung by bees or she's just kinda fat. Not that it matters. She got some dude to marry her so she doesn't have to be hot anymore. It's true. That topic was covered pretty well in my Women's Studies class.


Dammit:

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been wearing maternity clothes for the past three years, so I guess now we know why. Holy shit. I would say more, but if you'll excuse me, I need to go get my penis. He just stuck his head in the oven.

According to IMDb, Ross McCall has no upcoming projects coming up, so he can either flick his tongue like a hummingbird or Jennifer Love Hewitt is the greatest girlfriend in the world. It's so sweet of her to withdraw money that her boyfriend didn't earn while he crosses his arms and stares at her ass. They're rumored to be engaged soon, so I wonder how the whole ring thing is gonna work. When asked how he was going to pay for it, McCall said, "Two words: Real estate investment CDs. No money down and no closing costs!"

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