I'm with the Maxim Hot 100 List 2009 as far as their top pick: Olivia Wilde. Mmmm. How'd I love to lick those boots, and I'm not even a foot fetishist.

Beyond Wilde, the list gets a little wonky, but the hearts of the Maxim staff are in the right place. Though it looks like they brought one to many of the idiot editors of Blender over to the flagship mag when the latter bit the dust.

That's right, I didn't like the Blender editors. That's the joke.

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dusku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

These are mostly SPOILER ALERTS, since the full list won't be revealed until the mag hits newsstands this Wednesday.

You can see numbers 31-100 at the Maxim site HERE.

Ok. I'm not sure people are seeing in these photos what they think they're seeing. Sure, a Jennifer Love Hewitt nip slip would be pretty sweet, and a J.Love nip slip on her broadcast network television show would be akin to Jennifer doing a full on Janet Jackson.

I'm just not sure it's not something else.

In order for these photos to be nip-slips, Love's areolas would have to be large, puffy and pale. Which would make sense, given what we know about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts from this possibly fake photo that nevertheless corroborates the large areola theory:



Now, in this series of screen caps from J.Love's Ghost Whisperer Season 4 Episode 20, the rumor currently being discussed is that Hewitt's left nipple can be seen coming up over her bra.

I'm not gonna put the lips on any of these, because I'm not sure they are there. But I will say this to cover my ass with my sponsors: POSSIBLY NSFW-NESS IF YOU CLICK A THUMBNAIL.



I think it could be a shadow. Or maybe really her nipple and I'm just being an idiot like I usually am.

I realize Jennifer Love Hewitt is a bottomless pit of need and insecurity with a big ass who can't be without a boyfriend for five minutes, but I've wanted to hit it for like 15 years now. Long story short, I'd hit it. And her shoot in next month's issue of Maxim really doesn't do anything to change that. I just hope it doesn't get all weird. I mean, she does have a brother named "Todd". And I could see how that might cause an awkward pause when I'm her pinning her knees to her ears and asking about the ownership of her vagina.

Some new photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Gen Art Film Festival premiere of Finding Bliss have surfaced. I was actually at the premiere (spoiler: I know what Jamie Kennedy's full frontal now looks like). And, let me say, J Love is hot. Like, made me feel bad about ever making fun of her hot, and that's quite a power of hotness to wield.

When she left, I thought about going up to her and apologizing. But, I couldn't really think about what that apology would sound like: "I'm sorry I'm one of your creepy internet paparazzi fans?" Because I'm not sorry. Not at all.

I have no idea what's in Jamie Kennedy's semen, but leading researchers should really look into it, because Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up at Crash Mansion last night looking the hottest she's looked in years. She's a skinny (again?) brunette with big tits. If I had a magic lamp, you could just go ahead and assume I had two wishes left.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said "finally" like I've been waiting for them, so sorry about that. I'm just posting them for anybody who's ever wanted to see a pair of 36Cs laying next to a ghost. If you have, congratulations! Today's your lucky day!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he's ready to drop a diamond in a glass of champagne, she looks like he's another warm body to fill her bottomless pit of need and insecurity that will be tossed aside on a whim. I have a feeling this isn't going to end well. I can't seem to shake the feeling that in six months Jamie Kennedy is gonna be outside Love's house sniffing her panties and jerking off in her trashcan because she won't return his calls.

Toe(s):

This morning on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, comedian and Ghost Whisperer actor, Jamie Kennedy, revealed he is dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. On January 5th, it was announced that Hewitt split from her fiance' and boyfriend of three years. Us Magazine reports:

"Yes, we are dating," he said Friday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "Wow, I've never said that." The two had been rumored to be together since she called off her engagement to Ross McCall earlier this year. Kennedy helped her celebrate her 30th birthday last month on the Whisperer set, and they were spotted at Hamburger Mary's restaurant in West Hollywood. The two also showed up together at Elton John's Oscar viewing party Feb. 22 in West Hollywood.

As much as I love chicks who date guys for three years, get engaged to them, then dump them, two months seems a little fast to be getting into another relationship. I mean, why pressure ourselves? Can't I just wrap your legs around my neck like a feedbag and we can see where it goes from there? Read this gem and more in the book, "Todd's Book of Relationship Advice". Pick it up in stores today!

You can listen to the interview here if you're into that sort of thing