I guess there's one good thing to come from Jessica Simpson getting pregna...no, wait. I mean two. I totally meant to two things.

Even though a dragon could be attacking your house and you could still pick out a better outfit than what Jessica Simpson has on here, it's good to see that she can keep active with her fiance by staying involved and aware of America's sociopolitical climate. Like in these pictures taken Monday night. When they were on their way to Occupy Carl's Jr.

Turns out it's not from embarrassment as I had originally thought. Hollybaby reports:

“She’s said it’s been a difficult pregnancy — she’s been dizzy and nauseous,” a friend told OK!. And her pregnancy has been so difficult that doctors even gave 31-year-old Jessica a stern warning — no more junk food or you’ll hurt the baby!“They beg her to ease off, but so far she has not been able to help herself,” a friend revealed to OK!. “Everything she eats is highly processed with chemicals and preservatives, white flour and sugar.” Jessica’s been known to love her junk food, but now that she’s pregnant she has an excuse to it her favorite treats (check out below for a step-by-step look at her cravings). “Her mom and sister Ashlee tell her that all those chemicals are bad for the baby, but she won’t listen,” the insider added. “Jessica has always loved to eat; almost to the point of addiction. Jessica’s drug of choice is food and has been since she was a little kid.” And fiance Eric Johnson isn’t helping her stay healthy: “She’ll tell Eric to bring her home a brownie, but once she has one, it kind of kicks in a binge. She’ll move onto ice cream, then she’ll want something salty, like potato chips with French onion dip.” Jessica’s unhealthy diet has made her gain way more weight, and now she’s so uncomfortable. “Everything on her is swollen — out to her feet and hands,” the source told OK!. “Jess says she feels like a beached whale. She’s always too hot. She’s taking three showers a day.” To make matters worse, the stress has led to many sleepless nights! “She can never find the right position,” the source explained. “Jess is a stomach sleeper and has a hard time adjusting; her breasts and belly are so big. Since she’s pregnant, she can’t even take a mild sleeping pill.”

Let's not kid ourselves, there was already a chance this baby would have a lobster arm growing out of his back or scales when he came out anyway. Mostly because his mother is a retard. Now he's apparently gonna come out with diabetes and the LDL's of Cookie Monster because Jessica Simpson can't seem to stop sucking down chocolate like she just found Willy Wonka's river. Let's hope they pull this baby out before she decides to put some string cheese on it and eat, but even then she'll probably schedule the C-section until after the Krispy Kreme Hot Now sign goes off.

A fat, pregnant lady who farts a lot. I can't be the only one who's turned on right now, right? Radar Online reports:

Jessica Simpson has never been the shy type, but this might have been crossing the line! The pregnant singer and fashion designer opened up Friday afternoon on her Twitter page — about her farting habits — and RadarOnline.com found out she admitted to passing gas 15 times more than the average person. Jessica, 31, retweeted a post from OMGFacts that stated: “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!” “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!” She added in response to the over-the-top fact. Turns out it’s not the first time Jessica’s spoken on the subject. In 2010 it was reported, “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very large fart.”

I never thought I would ever say this, but there's comes a point when it doesn't matter how big a chick's tits are (let's never speak of this again). I'm pretty sure a pregnant cow has hug tits too, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want to fuck it.

Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy. Us Weekly reports:

Jessica Simpson is pregnant -- and she finally announced the news on Halloween with a cute, pun-tastic photo at JessicaSimpson.com on Monday. Dressed as a mummy and holding her already-famous baby bump, Simpson, 31, writes, "It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!" The baby-to-be will be the first for the singer and designer and her fiance Eric Johnson. Simpson has been the subject of baby speculation for months, thanks to an increasingly undeniable baby bump sported during recent outings in L.A., NYC and elsewhere.

Jessica Simpson's Twitter originally took you to the photo via a link that said "ANNOUNCEMENT!!!" If you go to jessicasimpson.com right now, it's an ad for beautymint.com. I guess that's one way to get cash off your fetus when no magazines will pay you enough for an announcement, but whatever. Congrats to her, because this whole time I thought it was just a burrito too many.

This will turn out great. E! Online says:

So which former flame of Jessica Simpson is procreating and proud of it? It's Tony Romo! The newlywed Dallas Cowboy, who tied the knot with Chace Crawford's sister, Candice Crawford Romo, just five months ago, announced to a group of high school students, of all people, that he was about to be a papa. "I actually got one on the way," he told students at Ceder Hill High when asked if he had any kids. "My wife's pregnant."

I'd congratulate them, but this is more frightening than celebratory. If Romo plans on ever holding this child, here's hoping Candice lists "helmets" on her baby registry.

Joe Simpson has been trying to get $50,000 for an exclusive to announce Jessica Simpson's pregnancy, and as you can see, it hasn't happened yet. But as you can clearly see, Jessica Simpson is pregnant. That or she's overly excited that the McRib is back. This could go either way really.

Here's Jessica Simpson at a Dillard's in New Orleans whoring whatever useless shit she's selling now, and in case you haven't heard, she's supposedly pregnant. And I only say "supposedly" because either she's been pregnant for three years or she's smiling through the disappointment that this baby didn't come covered in hot sauce with a side of cornbread.