On August 27th, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, claimed that Girl's Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, "pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her." Francis adamantly denied these allegations, calling Jayde a liar and that he would be vindicated. I had to look in the dictionary to see if "vindicated" still meant what I thought it did. As it turns out, Joe Francis might have used it wrong.

Jayde Nicole in a bikini. Respect. You can also check out her Playboy pics HERE (NSFW, duh):

I've seen a lot of Lifetime movies, and based on looks alone, most of those women deserved it, but you just cross the line when you stomp on something as hot as a Playboy model. Like Joe Francis did last night. Take a look at these pictures and explain to me why you would ever want to punch anything on this chick besides her uterus.

See the rest of Jayde Nicole's Playboy pics HERE (NSFW) or click on the banner pic.

The Hills star, Brody Jenner, the son of Olympian Bruce Jenner and step-brother to the Kardashians, beat down Girls Gone Wild douchebag Joe Francis last night. Man, you'll never guess why. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis. Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club. Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him back in. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground. Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sour. Some of of hair got pulled out.

UPDATE: Brody put the following message on his Twitter: "Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!"

All you ever need to know about Joe Francis you can read HERE. And after reading it you don't want to break in your new 12-gauge on his skull, you should probably rethink your life. I usually don't say stuff like this and mean it, but if this asshole would wake up tomorrow buried under concrete, the world would be a better place. I may write about tits all day, but I'm just some idiot on a couch eating Ramen noodles and watching Two and Half Men reruns. This guy actually started a business so he could get girls drunk and have them make out with each other so when he raped them they wouldn't mind seem to mind. If justice existed, this piece of shit would be injected with gasoline and thrown into a volcano.



Pic source: TMZ (duh)

Anxious to pay his legal bills since he got released from prison, Girls Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, has released seven hours of GGW's footage shot on spring break in 2003 of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's prositute, Ashley Dupre. Earlier this week, Francis offered Dupre $1 million to appear in a video and a promotional, but he immediately rescinded the offer when this footage was found. New York Daily News says:

We have some really great footage of Ashley," "Girls Gone Wild" CEO Joe Francis said. "There's a very good shower scene that alone is worth the money." Francis told the Daily News that Ashley was "a total 'GGW' groupie. She was really into girl-on-girl action and she was all over the guys, too."

Wow, this chick should really look online to see if they have any kind of whore college or institute for whoring, because she has to have enough credit hours by now to get a degree.

Just two days after his arrest on Tuesday for violating a contempt of court citation during negotiations in a civil lawsuit, Girls Gone Wild founder and CEO, Joe Francis, faces new charges after he offered a jail guard $500 for a bottled water. Later that night, 16 prescription pills were found during a search of his cell. NY Daily News reports:

Francis cried as his mother blew him a kiss while he was led from a federal court room back to his cell. "I didn't do anything," he told his parents as he was led away, The News Herald of Panama City reported. Francis, 34, was charged with bribing a public servant, three counts of possessing a controlled substance and five counts of introducing contraband - cash and drugs - into a detention facility. The charges are third-degree felonies punishable by up to five years in prison....The president of Mantra Films Inc., which produces the "Girls Gone Wild" videos, was arrested Thursday for supplying Francis with the pills and cash."

It's always amazing to see how scumbags like this react in these types of situations when they're not insulated by their millions. More than likely, it involves a lot of crying and begging. Like now. If karma is real, pretty soon this piece of shit's prison jumpsuit will be turned into an orange halter top and capris. Shut up and put on that lipstick, Francis. Those cigarettes aren't gonna trade for themselves you know.

Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart. Both of them have had sex with Joe Francis.


Note: Make sure you read Claire Hoffman's famous article from the L.A. Times on her night out with Joe Francis. Then tell me how many holes you punched in your wall.

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Alleged rapist and overall douchebag Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild franchise, called into the Howard Stern Show Wednesday morning to brag about his pending lawsuit against the people behind ParisExposed.com amongst other things.

Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to "discuss" his and Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn't buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time...Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he'd ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends." When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..." Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" or "Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?" Joe responded, "More or less, yeah." To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site."

Holy shit, there's no telling what this guy's penis looks like now. It probably has tentacles and eats cats. When he goes to the hospital, the doctor has to stand behind lead and wear those glasses that generals wear during atomic bomb tests in the desert. I wouldn't admit having sex with these skanks if I was kneeling in front of a Iraqi flag and wearing a blindfold.

Warning: Most of these are NSFW

Tara Reid:


Kimberly Stewart:


Lindsay Lohan:


Paris Hilton:


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