Most people will assume this is all just a joke and is all in good fun, because it's so fucking absurd, but it's newsworthy nonetheless, so we'll report it. It sounds like a Saturday Night Live parody of Starship Troopers. These guys are almost as funny as those junior high, being forced to walk to the chalkboard with an erection jokes. But they're not as funny as fart jokes, because even Scientologists know nothing is funnier than farts, or do they?

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Hollywood, Interrupted is reporting they had an interview with a Florida man named Tim Kenny who lives and works in John Travolta's neighborhood and has intimate knowledge of the goings on behind the gates of the Travolta airporthome. Kenny is concerned that Scientologists, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, are ignoring their son Jett's reported case of autism so much so that Child Protective Services should be encouraged to get involved.

I don't think it's a stretch to call their treatment of Jett child abuse," Ocala, Florida restaurant manager Tim Kenny tells Hollywood, Interrupted. Kenny claims he met Travolta at his restaurant in February, and, after "comping" the movie star and his daughter a meal per restaurant policy for celebrities, he asked him, "as one autistic child's father to another," if he "was doing anything special in terms of therapy" for Jett. Aghast, Travolta responded, "Well, we involve him in the arts." Then, he offered to send Kenny a book, and high-tailed it out of the restaurant.

"If I ever received a Scientology book from him [Travolta], I'd find him, and throw it back at him," says Kenny. "Scientology is keeping him from acknowledging his son's autism. They see it as a weakness. That's what the space aliens are telling him I guess."

Repeated requests for John and Kelly to take part in a local charity event connected to autism advocacy were ignored. Furthermore, Hollywood, Interrupted reports,

The Kennys also claim that Kelly and John "let Jett sit in front of video games all day eating junk food, while they eat the best organic food money can buy. They exclude Jett from all social events because they are embarrassed."

"Once," reports Kenny, "when Kelly took him to the movies, Jett started to have a meltdown and Kelly pointed at the nanny and ordered, 'Take care of it.'"

"Jett does not speak at all," confirms Kenny. "He has not even been taught how to communicate. We struggle every week to pay for our daughter's therapy. How dare he [Travolta] ruin his own son's chances of recovering! We want to get the word out on this."

What's so wrong with denial? Hell, I use it every day. Pile of laundry? I don't look at it, so it's not there. Kitchen cabinets? Don't see them. Dishes go from sink, to dishwasher and then back to sink. Three men in my bed this morning? I only see one - the one who hit the G-spot. See how well denial works?

Kelly Preston promoting one of those Scientology books last year:


Update: Thanks to the commenter who sent us these recent photos of Jett. Poor kid.


Thanks to Jeff for the heads up!

Banner image is a rare and old publicity photo via: Hollywood, Interrupted

Related post: John Travolta is Gay and Kelly Preston is His Beard

Update: I think I've heard a "celebrity too lazy, stupid and selfish to take care of her own kids" story before. Where was that?

At the British premiere of Wild Hogs, where he rode in on a Harley Davidson, John Travolta spoke about the threat of global warming and urged all humans to do their part to help the environment. He said:

It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel. I'm probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets."

And by "fly jets" he means "I own five." Specifically, a customized Boeing 707, three Gulfstream jets and a Lear jet that he keeps on his private runway. The runway he's used to take off for each of the 30,000 miles he's flown in the past 12 months. Miles in which he's produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emission, roughly 100 times more than the average human. It's even more awesome when you find out that John Travolta lends his jets to fellow closeted gay actors who want to have sex without the fear of paparazzi. So, to reiterate, John Travolta wants you to power your house with a bicycle and a car battery, but it's ok for him to melt the polar ice caps so Jake Gyllenhaal can break in his new butt plug. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.

John Travolta, Ray Liotta and Tim Allen at the Wild Hogs premiere on March 28th:


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