Hailey Glassman passes out in hotel hallways and poses in pictures while smoking bowls with wiggers, so too bad Jon Gosselin didn't treat her like the sophisticated lady that she is. inTouch Weekly reports:

"When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details," the friend tells In Touch. "He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn't bother to delete any of it from his phone." On September 4, Hailey called Jon and told him she was through. "She'd had it," the close friend adds. "She said she couldn't trust him." Once madly in love, Hailey first grew suspicious of Jon's extracurricular activities when tabloid reporter Kate Major claimed she and Jon were an item in July. Although Jon told In Touch he and Kate were "just friends," Hailey was still skeptical. "He lied to her about Kate Major," the close friend reveals. Hailey also now believes that Jon was with other women as well, after he moved into a bachelor pad in New York. "He would go out and return wearing totally different clothes," the close friend explains. "Hailey would question Jon about it, and he'd just say he had spilled a drink on himself." Hailey also believes that Jon collects numbers from the adoring female fans who line the fence at the Reading, Pa., home he shares with his estranged wife, Kate. "She doesn't want to deal with that," the friend explains.

I sat here for about ten minutes wondering what I was gonna say about this, then I looked at the banner picture, then I looked at the pictures of this skank, then I made
some cereal, then I realized that I was writing about Jon Gosselin getting dumped and the only thing I could come up with was, "Um, next."

You might want to sit down for this, but in his first public interview (his 2,456 behind Kate) Jon Gosselin says he can't stand the bitch. Oh, I know! What a shock! Us Magazine reports:

I can't sit on the sofa with that woman," he says in the interview, which was posted online Tuesday. "I can't sit on someone right now that I despise." He accuses Kate, 34, of "feeding into the frenzy" by appearing on magazine covers bashing him. In a recent People interview, she joked that Jon must have been abducted by aliens when asked to explain how he transformed from a computer technician into a club-hopping jet-setter. "I despise [her] because she's not speaking from the heart," Jon tells ABC News' Chris Cuomo. "Please -- the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV." (In a statement to ABC News, Kate says: "While I certainly have a very different perception of how our marriage dissolved, for the sake of my children I maintain that I'm not going to go into details of aspects I believe should remain private.") Jon also slams Kate for claiming she still wears her wedding ring because she doesn't want to "upset" their eight children. Says Jon, "I think she still wears the ring for public perception. I don't wear my ring because she took my ring. I don't have it. "I don't have the ring," he continues. "I laid it down one night. It was gone. Who else would take it? I checked all the -- underneath my kids' pillows. That's where everything ends up in the house anyway. So it wasn't there."

Jon Gosselin was treated like a stray dog that shit on the carpet in his own house on a TV show that was broadcast around the world while his wife was banging her bodyguard, so it's hard to imagine where all this hate comes from. I guess some guys have a lot to learn about being in a relationship.

Dear God today sucks, so I'm stuck with posting stuff about Kate Gosselin that any reasonable and logical person already knows is true. But for some reason a lot of women sympathize with this demon, so I hope this helps you get the hell over that. Us Magazine reports:

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that Jon & Kate mom Kate Gosselin -- known for being short with her husband, Jon Gosselin -- is even more combative with her family and employees. Baby nurse Angela Krall, who watched the sextuplets as infants for more than a year, tells Us that the short-fused Kate fired 40 nurses and nurse's aides in the three months before she was hired. A 2005 Associated Press story reported that a pre-TV Gosselin had petitioned the state to extend payments for Krall, whose fees were first paid by Medicaid (Jon was unemployed; Medicaid provides limited assistance to premature babies). "Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births," the AP reported. While Kate praised Krall in the same story, Krall reveals that Kate posted "demeaning" signs in every room detailing rules, and fired one woman on the spot for washing her hands in the kitchen instead of the bathroom. "Kate flipped," says Krall. "She thought it was cross-contamination." That level of perfectionism also tore her apart from her father, Kenton Kreider, a pastor, after he gave her cribs donated by his parishioners. "They didn't match and Kate rejected them," says a family source. "Things like that caused a rift." Krall, who says all six babies ended up with matching cribs, tells Us Kate "thought they were owed stuff. The money factor was huge."

I guess I could spend ten minutes going on a rant about the many ways this bitch can go fuck herself, but really, does it matter at this point? Every person that comes in contact with this psycho says the exact same thing. Her husband, her employees, her friends, and her family. I would never hit a woman, but this chick is how Lifetime Movies get made. But some might say, "Todd, what about those Thai prostitutes?" Well, that was different. I paid extra for that.

Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill:

Call Jon Gosselin a douchebag if you want, and let's face it, it's not that hard to do, but what do you expect? He was married to a raging, emasculating cunt who had more babies jump out of her than Mexicans in a Honda Civic at a traffic stop. He could either cheat or blow his fucking brains out. So, he did what any normal guy would do. He went to the Wet Republic ultra pool and chatted up a bunch of Vegas whores. A bunch of fugly Vegas whores, but at least they aren't wearing Keds and bitching about a Home Depot receipt.

I would have left Kate Gosselin for a badger in a sportcoat if I was Jon Gosselin, but boy, no wonder he fell in love so fast. It's obvious that Hailey Glassman is some sort of fairytale princess.

P.S. Anybody who hangs out with wiggers gets an automatic fail:



Photos via ONTD via this whore's Facebook

Jon and Kate Gosselin announced last night that they have officially filed for divorce. In other news you didn't see coming: Tomorrow is Wednesday. Can you believe it?! People reports:

With an hour-long special broadcast Monday night, Jon and Kate Gosselin, parents of eight young children and stars of the TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus Eight, publicly announced that they will separate on the same day they filed for divorce in a Pennsylvania court. "Over the course of this weekend, Jon's activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children," Kate said in a statement Monday night. "While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children." Jon released a statement of his own, claiming his wife was the first to make a legal move. "This afternoon, Kate filed for divorce. Our kids are still my number one priority. I love them and want to make sure they stay happy, healthy and safe. My job is being the best, most supportive and loving father that I can be to my kids, and not being married to Kate doesn’t change that."

Fuck this bitch. I'm surprised Jon hadn't disappeared in the underground railroad to escape this evil cunt. If I was Jon Gosselin I'd sell a cow for some magic beans or use the silver coin I found to buy a Wonka Bar, because obviously this is the luckiest day of his life.

On the cover of the new issue of Us Magazine, the whoring of Jon and Kate Goselin has reached damn near crisis levels, as anyone and everyone who knows them is spreading dirt on them like Johnny Appleseed. I can only assume it's because everybody hates Kate.

Jon & Kate mom Kate Gosselin grew so close to her bodyguard, Steve Neild (ed. note: Pic #6), it caught the attention of her husband, Jon -- and has become the talk of many locals in their Berks County, Pennsylvania, community. Since May 2008, Kate has made 50 public appearances, criss-crossing the country, often with Neild by her side, as Jon stayed home with the kids. Even when at home -- whether at Starbucks or at restaurants -- Neild has been a constant companion to Gosselin, who is estranged from her family and viewed in town as not having friendsThe married Neild -- who once worked for Bill Clinton, and is often photographed not wearing his wedding band -- were "very physical, often touching each other," says an employee at a recent promotional appearance for their TLC reality show. "She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon. She and Steve were joking around so much, I actually wondered if they were having an affair. There's a lot of open affection between them."

Kate's brother and his wife, Kevin Kreider and "Aunt" Jodi, who were regulars on the show during it's first three seasons have come forward with allegations as well. Mostly involving Kate being an unhinged, controlling psycho. Star Magazine reports:

* Jon told Kevin he believes Kate is having an affair with bodyguard Steve Neild;
* Kate drew up a secret contract that allows Jon to have girlfriends on the side — as long as he stays on the show;
* She has cut off her entire family -- even her parents -- and spends less and less time with her eight children while she promotes her career
* Her explosive temper and controlling ways have led to bitter battles between the TV couple.

And Kevin and Jodi reveal why they are no longer on the hit show. Kate freaked out when TLC suggested they be paid for their time. "No one else is getting paid but us!" Kate screamed at her brother. "We're done!'

Jesus, is there anybody in this story who isn't a complete fuck up? It's like a damn cartoon at this point. By this time next week, Kate will get photographed trying to push an elephant up a staircase and Jon is gonna fall down a manhole or have piano drop on his head.

The above video of raging bitch Kate Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus Eight on the Today Show this morning has nothing to do with anything. Mostly because I was going to do a post on it, then I found out that the ex-boyfriend of Deanna Hummel (the teacher who has been having an affair with Kate's husband, Jon) is now selling the sex tape he made with her to the highest bidder. On his website, yes his website, he basically calls her a whore:

When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn't surprised. The Deanna I knew wasn't above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn't a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn't...yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites like porn.com about selling it. If anyone is interested in making me an offer, please email me at sextape@deannahummel.com

I'm not sure why anybody would pay for exclusive rights to see to random people fucking, but whatever. Besides, it already looks kinda boring. At least when I make a sex tape I put on an EMT uniform. Also, my voice over narration adds a touch of class I think.


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SEEN THIS BEFORE UPDATE: Ok, so, there's a 50% chance this sex tape might be fake. I guess it all depends if you're a glass half full person.