It has been rumored for a few months now that Jon Gosselin, 32, (Jon from Jon & Kate Plus 8) has been having an extramarital affair (Star broke the story in March). Today, the extramarital affair's brother, Jason Hummel, has revealed that Jon has been secretly seeing his sister, 23-year old teacher, Deanna Hummel. In Jon's defense, he had been keeping it discreet. Like the time he invited Deanna to sunbathe at his house when his wife was gone and the time he sneaked out of Deanna's house in front of a street full of photographers. US Magazine reports:

"She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker," Jason tells Us Weekly. "He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air."...At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would "pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He's a grown man." He also adds, "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

This is going to sound really bad, but hi five! Watch two minutes of this show and you'll realize that his only options were 1.) Get a new piece or 2.) Put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his fucking brains out. Like eight bratty kids screaming all day wasn't bad enough, this dude is married to the most controlling, emasculating nag on Earth. I'm not even joking when I say I'd rather live with a pack of wild jackals.

Since I'm not looking for pictures of any of these people, here's the painful erection known as Gemma Atkinson:

Jon Gosselin, the guy with eight kids the raging cunt wife on the TLC hit reality show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, has been spending time with his mom. And by that I mean, banging the local girl's college volleyball team. Woo hoo! Star Magazine reports:

The father of twins and sextuplets has been living it up in Huntingdon, Pa., where his mom resides. He turned up uninvited at a Feb. 6 party thrown by Juniata College seniors Erin Albert and Mariel Little — and ended up playing the drinking game beer pong with members of the women's volleyball team! "He was acting like a drunk, girl-chasing frat boy," one team member tells Star. "It really disturbed me. On the show he is so nice, but here, he was acting like an idiot." The following night he ended up at Memories Sports Bar & Grill. "He was dirty dancing with several girls from the volleyball team, making out, kissing them on their necks and mouths," says a witness in the bar. "He was all over one girl, a long-haired blonde who’s nearly 6 feet tall. He left with several of the girls, including her."

Spend five minutes watching this show, and the only thing you'll be asking yourself is what the hell took so long. God, this dude's wife is the most controlling bitch and insufferable nag on Earth. The only way this story could have been any better is if college volleyball girl juice somehow altered his DNA and physically turned him into Chris Brown.

Intoxicated update: Here's a pic (thanks, #9) of Jon Gosselin drunk off his ass at the party. You guys are right. I think Star Magazine made this story up.



Hey, look! Danielle Lloyd and her giant rack at the UK premiere of Marley and Me last night! How did she get here?! It's craziness!!