"I called you all here today because I usually want to get paid when I hold a black hose."

Brace yourselves, a woman who took a nut in the mouth from Brandi's little brother on video for the sole purpose of skyrocketing to fame so she can shamelessly cash in on every product and fabricated story her mother can stack on her desk is taking the high road. On Twitter.

"I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless."

"Calling someone who runs their own businesses (hooker prints made by kids in a Chinese sweatshop), is a part of a successful TV show (scripted and heavily edited "reality" pimped relentless by E!), produces (producer credit because your name is in the title), writes (sponsored tweets), designs (shit for Sears), and creates (?), 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless." FIXED

Pic source = WENN

Although Don Draper went into business with Conrad Hilton, Jon Hamm thinks his granddaughter and her former BFF are fucking idiots. Agreed. Elle UK

"Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly. Incuriousness has become cool… it’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me."

Granted Jon Hamm is a little late to the party, it's refreshing to see legitimately famous people call these whores out for being fame whores cashing in on America's stupidity and willingness to believe anything they see on television. For instance, I called that number on my screen several times and no hot singles in my area want to meet me. Will I ever find love?

Whores on parade:



Pic source = WENN, Fame Flynet

Easy ladies. And gay dudes. E! Online (via Guardian) reports:

If only he was in front of the camera, though. See, Hamm worked as the set dresser on a soft porn flick in the late '90s, shortly before he hit it big, as it were. "You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue," explained The Town star of his duties, which the out-of-work actor took on, he says, to make ends meet. Apparently, it was current girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt who got him out of the skin biz and "totally" saved him. She called and offered him a part in a play, Lipschtick, she was doing in NYC. "I came in after another 12-hour day [on the porn film] to this message on my answer phone, and I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired that I called her back immediately: 'Yes! I don't care what it is!' I borrowed money for a ticket and lived in New York for six weeks on about $300, stayed on a friend's couch, roller-bladed everywhere."

True story: When I lived in Miami, by boss at IRS records asked if I wanted to be a videographer for an adult film company he was starting. But I decided to make my own porn instead. Here, look. Just fast forward it. Nope, not that fast! What? No that's not me crying. Come on, you can't even tell who that is in the Boba Fett mask! That could be anybody! Oh, just turn it off! Leave me alone!

Here are some pictures of Jon Hamm from the upcoming October issue of Details, a magazine gayer than Gyllenhaal blowing Travolta (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I love homos, as evidenced here, and I especially love homos who take pictures of hot men for my viewing pleasure. I mean look at this guy! When I first saw these, my shirt took itself off.