Amanda Seyfried's eyes would have come in handy in 30 Days Of Night. Us Magazine reports:

Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week. "Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend.

This site is for bad jokes and tit pictures, so I'm not trying to blow up anybody's spot like some sites (ahem), but I could have reported on this last month when I saw Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett in Village Idiot looking like they were about to fuck at any minute. Also, Amanda Seyfried's eyes look smaller in person. Which is weird because it was really dark in there. I though owl eyes got bigger at night.

Earlier this month, The Daily Mirror reported that Josh Hartnett was caught on CCTV having sex with a chick in Soho's hotel library in London. For some reason the world thinking you bang hot chicks in libraries in a bad thing.

The 30-year-old, who is about to star in a West End production of Rain Man, said through his lawyers that he is seeking damages for defamation. Hartnett is also seeking a public apology, according to the statement....The allegations are "not only untrue but a complete fabrication", said his legal representatives, adding they were "defamatory and unsubstantiated".

I tried to figure out why somebody would make up a story about Josh Hartnett having sex in public, because really, it's Josh Hartnett. Who cares. If you're gonna make up a story, go all out, man. Like Ron Howard has a private island where he breeds sex slaves for Tom Hanks. Or the time I got beat up by the Berries and Cream guy. All lies. Vicious lies I tell, ya!

Amid rumors that they have been dating for over a month, Rihanna has confirmed that she is currently dating actor Josh Hartnett. The pair have been spotted all over New York recently, and until now have not commented publicly on their relationship. Rihanna says:

"I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends..." "I have so fallen for him. He's lovely," she enthuses. "He is so hot and he is really sweet to me."

He's 29 and she's 19, so I this makes sense. That's why I only date 19 year olds. All you need is a car and some weed and you're pretty much a greater hero than Batman.

Last month, Josh Hartnett was involved in a New York bar fight, where according to his publicist, the actor chivalrously stepped in and calmly diffused the situation. Yeah, too bad that's not true. Page Six reports:

According to multiple witnesses, Hartnett did play a role in cooling down an argument inside Whiskey Ward at 2 a.m. But by closing time early Sunday morning, when the boys took their rumble outside, the actor stood quietly by, we're told."At about 4:15, a group of guys jumped [a fellow patron]," said a female witness to the incident. "They threw him to ground and kicked him. And Josh was just standing by and watching..."

He's an actor, what do you expect? They have no concept of real life and it's always fun to see it when it slaps these pampered idiots in the face. Just like Josh Hartnett. One minute he's a big Hollywood star getting free drinks and panties, the next he's using a waitress as a human shield and hoping nobody smells the urine.

Here's Josh's on again/off again girlfriend Scarlett Johansson at the Louis Vuitton show yesterday. Looks like her hair isn't the only mistake she's ever made: