Jude Law Got Arrested


Jude Law was arrested and taken to a Marylebone police station for allegedly attacking a photographer outside his home in West London. The photographer reportedly suffered minor injuries during the altercation in which Law attempted to grab the man's camera. A police spokesperson said:

A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station. The arrest followed an allegation of assault yesterday at a residential address in Maida Vale. The 34-year-old man was released on bail to a date in October pending further inquiries."

Seriously, how much of a little bitch do you have to be to get beaten up by Jude Law? My ten year old cousin could've been blindfolded and wearing a straight jacket wrapped in chains and, at worst, broken that pansy's jaw. Jesus, this photographer might as well have got beaten up by My Little Pony.

Jude on the set of Sleuth:


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Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law Get it On


Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law reportedly spent all weekend together at club, The Box, sparking rumors the pair are dating. Page Six reports:

She called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box." The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again - this time joined by Law's pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins. "They are adoring one another's company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating."

Based on what I know about Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law, I wouldn't say "dating" as much as I would say "drunken sex." These two are basically perfect for each other. Jude Law would have sex with a couch if he was alone for five minutes and Lindsay's vagina is Hollywood's own Ellis Island.

Lindsay on March 10th:


Drunk driving?

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