Kaley Cuoco is on a show about nerds for nerds, so of course she went to Comic Con and posting this pic of her dressed like Wonder Woman on Twitter because she has to keep the nerd fantasy alive. Dressing up like Princess Leia or dressing up like a naked blonde chick would have also worked.

Kaley Cuoco, who stars in that one show about nerds, is in the May issue of Allure. As far as I can remember, she's never been on this site, but please keep in mind that she's never posed naked in a magazine before. My journalistic standards are pretty high, you see.

Here's Kaley Cuoco in a bikini for Men's Health because Wikipedia tells me that Kaley stars in The Big Bang Theory as a Cheesecake Factory employee, and I love cheesecake. And because unless Michael Jackson resurrects and dies again, it looks like it's going to be a really fucking slow news day.

The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards was last night, and I really need to make it there one year. Not because I like songs about domestic violence and broken dreams, but because it's probably the best award show if you're looking for the greatest concentration of hot, skinny white chicks. I tried the American Latin Music Awards one time, and before I got in, some latin guy came up to me and stuck out his hand and said "Hola". Then I just threw him my wallet and my keys at him and then hid behind a trash can. What does "Hola" mean?!! Is that some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!!



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