Esquire named Kate Beckinsale the Sexiest Woman Alive this year. Sure, okay. She's hot as hell and every interview she does turns into her talking about how great her vagina is or how she always wants to look hot for her man even around the house, so whoever is up for actual Woman of The Year, they might want to start practicing smiling politely and clapping in the audience, because it should be pretty obvious to them at this point that they're playing for second place.

I have no idea when or where this picture was taken, but it showed up today, so I'm gonna assume it's new. Or not. Mainly because I really don't care if it is. To reiterate, it's Kate Beckinsale's ass. If I got up in that I'd probably cum a Skittles rainbow at some point.

These pictures of Kate in a bikini last year have nothing to do with the banner pic, but turns out I really don't care either. Yay me!

If you're having trouble convincing your significant other to let you film your...um...private acts, maybe we have a lead in for you.

NetFlix is having a contest to see who can best re-create famous kisses from film. They've set up a YouTube page and everything.

The best part is that it's vote-based, so if you're popular and attractive, you can get your friends to watch you make out with someone, and that making out might get you two free trips. The top three videos win trip to New York where the participants will kiss on stage. The winning couple gets flown to Las Vegas for some sort of getaway (we're guessing "romantic').

You can check out the official site here, or the YouTube page here, but they all suck thus far, so get kissing.

Especially if you pick one of these:













Bonus points if you can name all these lesbian kiss movies.

This might be the first time someone wondered if Kate Beckinsale was cream-filled and wasn't making a dirty joke.

My caption is lame. You'd best do better.

I had a dream once that Soledad O'Brien washed my truck in a nurse outfit and a Santa hat, and that's been pretty much the best thing I've seen involving CNN. Until last night. When I found out who showed up to CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute. Salma Hayek, Jessica Biel, Eliza Dushku, and Kate Beckinsale look absolutely fantastic. I wasn't going to mention this, but I should have seen them in person. Not to brag, but some people consider me a hero. Why, just last week, I rescued a kitten from a tree and taught a fatherless black kid how to fly a kite.

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Kate Beckinsale wore the wadded up tissue I threw on her bedroom floor last night and she still managed to make it look pretty. Whatever. If only she knew it was her husband's residue which gave it that lovely crunch. OMG scandal. Don't tell anyone, please?

Whenever Kate Beckinsale sits down for an interview, it quickly turns to her into her expounding on how great her vagina is and how lucky her husband is to have sex with her. Now I guess we know why. The Sun reports:

"Kate Beckinsale always dresses seductively behind closed doors – to keep the passion with hubby Len Wiseman alive...."I don't like to walk around wearing no make-up with my hair rolled on top of my head on my days off. I think my husband would be a bit bummed out if I did. It's nice to feel like you're wooing the other person a bit, as once it degenerates into wearing yesterday's sweatpants and farting on the sofa, you lose a bit of the spice. You've got to keep up the seduction phase - it's fun."

Hey, I'm all about a chick being able to feel comfortably sexy, but Kate's right. Do you have to do it while you're wearing a Biore nasal strip or asking me to hand you a roll of toilet paper? I'm sorry sweetie, I love you, I do, but that makes me not want to sneak up on you and rape you when you're cooking when you do stuff like that.

Halloween lets chicks release their inner whore, but Kate Beckinsale always manages to be super hot without looking like her father left when she was a child so now she's insecure and craves attention, so that's cool. That is until you realize she's photographed trick-or-treating with her husband and daughter every year. Is this a coincidence? Does she call the paps ahead of time? Am I gonna pass this paternity test? So many unanswered questions! So many mysteries!


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