Kate Winslet attented the London premiere of Titanic 3D in London yesterday, looking as hot as she did when it first came out 15 years ago. Everybody remember that? You should because it was in the theater for a fucking year and every girl you knew when to see it 75 times and then it was released a while back and now it's in fucking 3D because James Cameron doesn't have enough money to go scuba diving and women have vaginas so they think a movie about 1,514 hitting an iceberg and drowning to death is an epic love story. Jesus, ladies. Who cares if the guy is dying from hypothermia and is about to sink to the bottom of the black ocean? As long as he's holding your hand and telling you he loves you, then that's all that really matter.

Near? Far? Wherever you are? I'm dead, bitch. You know where the fuck I am:

Even at 35, Kate Winslet was by far the hottest thing at the Emmys last night. And I'm not just saying that because I would very much like to titty fuck her. Haha, I'm totally kidding, you guys! That's exactly why I'm saying that!

Legendary MILF and legendary actress, Kate Winslet, 34, and her husband of six years, director, Sam Mendes, 44, have split. BBC News reports:

"Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year," said a statement by lawyers Schillings..."The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children. They ask that the media respect the privacy of the family."

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If the British will flash Mickey Rourke's damaged mug, I best buy a plane ticket. [BadAndUgly]

You know who was at The Reader premiere? Kate Winslet. Who is naked in it. [LaineyGossip]

Liv Tyler has nice legs. Face questionable, legs nice. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Miranda Kerr's legs are almost the right size to reach underneath my fridge and get those cookies that fell behind it. If she can grab cookies with her toes, that is. [SocialiteLife]

Allure has hotness Isla Fisher on it's pages. [Egotastic]

Michel Phelps takes a good bong pic, but who celeb pot smoking sometimes boils down to the classic apple, right Charlize? [CityRag]

The circle jerk that is the 81st Academy Awards announced their nominations today. Here are the top six categories:

BEST PICTURE
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
FROST/NIXON
MILK
THE READER
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

BEST DIRECTOR
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON - David Fincher
FROST/NIXON - Ron Howard
MILK - Gus Van Sant
THE READER - Stephen Daldry
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE - Danny Boyle

BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins for THE VISITOR
Frank Langella for FROST/NIXON
Sean Penn for MILK
Brad Pitt for THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Mickey Rourke for THE WRESTLER

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway for RACHEL GETTING MARRIED
Angelina Jolie for CHANGELING
Melissa Leo for FROZEN RIVER
Meryl Streep for DOUBT
Kate Winslet for THE READER

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin for MILK
Robert Downey Jr. for TROPIC THUNDER
Philip Seymour Hoffman for DOUBT
Heath Ledger for THE DARK KNIGHT
Michael Shannon for REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams for DOUBT
Penelope Cruz for VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
Viola Davis for DOUBT
Tarija P. Henson for THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Marisa Tomei for THE WRESTLER

No Gran Turino, no The Dark Knight, no Wall-E, no The Wrestler for Best Picture? Man, thanks Academy! Movies about a Nazi guard who likes to be read to and interviews from thirty years ago sound way more exciting! I can't wait to see who wins!!

Heath Ledger on the set of his last film. He died one year ago today. R.I.P.:

If you're having trouble convincing your significant other to let you film your...um...private acts, maybe we have a lead in for you.

NetFlix is having a contest to see who can best re-create famous kisses from film. They've set up a YouTube page and everything.

The best part is that it's vote-based, so if you're popular and attractive, you can get your friends to watch you make out with someone, and that making out might get you two free trips. The top three videos win trip to New York where the participants will kiss on stage. The winning couple gets flown to Las Vegas for some sort of getaway (we're guessing "romantic').

You can check out the official site here, or the YouTube page here, but they all suck thus far, so get kissing.

Especially if you pick one of these:













Bonus points if you can name all these lesbian kiss movies.

Seriously, how many times can this woman go topless in her career? If someone were to start KateWinsletTopless.com, they would have quite the toplessness to document (it doesn't exist, I've checked).

This time, Kate frees the chest-children for The Reader, where she plays a war criminal that seduces the boy that reads to her, or something with that level of Oscar-hopeful drama.

After the perkiness of Titanic, or the over-looked Jude (mostly overlooked because of the graphic birthing scene), these breasticles are a little on the flappy side. But Kate Winslet will forever be ample eye candy, even if she had sandpaper betwixt her legs.



For a very detailed outline of Kate's nude career, we suggest this article.

The National Enquirer has revealed that Mandy Moore's mother, Stacy Moore, is in a lesbian relationship with professional tennis player, Claudette Laliberte. The couple started seeing each other in 2006, but their relationship was found out when Laliberte's other girlfriend found email exchanges between the two women.

...Stacy Moore has been romancing another women since leaving the singer's father. The other woman in question is tennis professional Claudette Laliberte. The publication also alleges that the ladies have set up a home together. When asked about her same sex relationship with Laliberte, Stacy told the Enquirer: "It's nobody's business why we're together."

Lesbian stories are almost always disappointing because instead of stilettos and teeth marks, it's fanny packs and and jean shorts. So really, the only thing we can hope for now is that Mandy Moore thinks that her mom being gay is somehow her fault so she gets real depressed and wonders if she's a lesbian too. Unable to cope with any of this, she turns to alcohol and drugs then gets her picture taken making out with Sophia Bush. Only then will the sexy balance be restored.


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