Just look at this dog's eyes. He isn't getting pet. He thinks he's going to the gas chamber.


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If Justin Timberlake and David Beckham were lovers? [City Rag]
Justin Timberlake has OCD and ADD [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Samantha out and about [Dlisted]
Heidi Klum trumps the Trumps [Just Jared]
Cheryl Tweedy swimsuit pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
Gwen Stefani is still very pregnant [Popsugar]
Lisa Rinna's staged bikini pictures (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Britney Spears' fugly nips again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Lily Allen visits a plastic surgeon [ASL]
Nadine Velazquez does Maxim UK [Popoholic]
Hayden Panettiere is on the Heroes set [Egotastic]

Katherine Heigl, her bikini, and her sweet dance moves this weekend:

These pictures of Katherine Heigl and her husband in Cabo San Lucas this weekend are kinda blurry, but they pretty much tell you all you need to know. She's completely average in every possible way. If you're gonna be a raging cunt, and you want guys to put up with you, at least have a kick ass body. Or a real outer space ray gun. Those are sweet!

In an open letter to Katherine Heigl, New York Magazine praises the actress for her ever present grace and class. Yeah, not really:

So you've acted out once again (no pun intended!). You've withdrawn your name from Emmy eligibility, because, in your words, '"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination." And now you've started a fight with the writers of Grey's Anatomy. Their feelings are hurt, Katie: "It's an ungrateful slap in the face," one show insider told EW. You actually won the Emmy for supporting actress last year, which was really so lovely for you. So why, this year, are you so sure your material doesn't even warrant a nomination? Let's think. Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie's story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie's completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There's a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women's magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You're totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie!...And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, "a little sexist." You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you...What possessed you to bash it? Do you think you're above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You're no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile...So please take our advice. Grey's Anatomy is a soap opera. Get off your high horse, missy. You talk all about the integrity of the Academy? Ha! You know they're giving an Emmy to a reality-TV show host this year, right? Stop pissing off your writers and directors and castmates. We want to like you, Katherine, really. Please stop making it so hard to do so."

Katherine Heigl is a marginal actress who has tricked people into having an overinflated opinion of her completely average looks, so it really is a mystery why she's such an ungrateful bitch. Also a mystery? Stonehenge.

Katherine Heigl and her husband on June 11th. What a sexy couple!:


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Katherine Heigl won an Emmy last year for that show she's on. The only people who watch it work in the medical field or are forced to watch it because they don't have cable or are too lazy to change the channel when it's on. However it's a hit because somehow, some way the people behind the scenes keep it alive. That's not good enough for Heigl, so she's refusing an Emmy nomination this year. MSNBC reports:

I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention," she told the Los Angeles Times' Gold Derby."

Katherine Heigl is right on. That don't bite the hand that feeds you mantra is bullshit. I work really hard sitting in front of convenience stores holding a sign that says "Pay Me To Say Something" and when people give me anything that's not paper money I bite their hands until they do. It worked once, so I consider myself an Emmy winner, too.

I don't care enough to look for new pictures of this bitch, so here are some sexy pictures of her from a year ago.



Thanks, Andrea!

It's no secret around here that Katherine Heigl is an entitled, mouthy cunt, so it was only a matter of time before Hollywood finally caught on. The first crack in America's sweetheart's facade happened 15 months ago, when she took a salary dispute with Grey's Anatomy public, in which she demanded to paid the same as the series' star and exposed herself as a greedy bitch. Now, because she thinks she is a movie star, she is trying to get out of her current contract. However, with failing ratings and several public missteps, Heigl's star may not burning as bright as she might think. New York Daily News reports:

Katherine Heigl was once poised to be TV's biggest crossover star. But have audiences had their fill of the bubbly blond's whiny onscreen persona - and real-life media manipulation? With ratings for "Grey's Anatomy" averaging 14.2 million (last season was 18.7 million), the beefed-up role of Izzy, Heigl's character, is doing little to lift the show....When Heigl hit the red carpet at the Oscars, she was a scarlet-clad, Monroe-channeling knockout who looked utterly at home among A-listers like Kidman, Nicholson and Zellweger. Until she got to the podium. "She pulled a Julia Roberts and made it about her," says Entertainment Weekly's Lynette Rice, referring to Roberts' whoop after Denzel Washington won Best Actor, which eclipsed the man himself. "We don't care if you're nervous, just be professional and read the fricking TelePrompTer."

The article goes on to list some of the crap Heigl has done recently; specifically, her rant claiming that her relationship between with T.R. Knight's character on Grey's Anatomy was a rating ploy, her interview in Vanity Fair where she claimed she didn't like Knocked Up because it was sexist, and the time she humiliated an Emmy announcer for mispronouncing her name. As you read all this, please keep in mind that Heigl has been an actor since 1992, but was working in virtual obscurity until she landed on Grey's Anatomy in 2005. Also remember that she got the part in Knocked Up only after Anne Hathaway passed on the part. She's also managed to convince you that she's a sex symbol even though she looks like this and this. The only thing we have to determine now is if we should use Bengal or Siberian, because throwing this idiot in a pit of tigers seems to be the general consensus.

Grey's Anatomy star, Justin Chambers, checked himself into UCLA Medical Center's psych ward in late January. Um, he might want to go back. Star Magazine reports:

But when a Star eyewitness saw the married father of five 26 days after he was treated - at the Village Pub in tony Palm Springs, Calif. - sleep didn't seem to be a problem as he drifted in and out of consciousness (at the bar!), rambled incoherently, annoyed patrons and even hit on a waitress! "Everyone thought Justin was drunk because he kept passing out at his table," the eyewitness tells Star. "But when I asked the bartender what they'd been serving him, she swore it was only non-alcoholic beer!" "He was acting as if he was on drugs, like some kind of downers. His eyes were glazed over. He slurred his words and staggered when he tried to walk," the eyewitness added. "At one point, he was hunched over a table, then abruptly woke up and shouted out of the blue, 'I am a father of five kids! I am a damn good father! Leave me alone!' It was really unsettling." And that's not all! Justin, who was without his wife Keisha, began hitting on a waitress! When she showed no interest, he slapped money out of her hand. "As she picked it up off the floor, he said, 'That's right, bitch, that's where you belong. Pick up the money!'"

Everyone on this stupid show is crazy, so whatever. Getting drunk and slipping in out of consciousness isn't really that bad. Oh, it is? Then why does it makes girls such big hits at parties?

Update: The original pictures were taken down, but they were shit quality cell phone pictures which could be of any drunk white guy in a hooded sweatshirt.

If you ever wondered why your favorite Hollywood stars look so healthy even though they won't shut up about how much they love junk food and not working out? Well, now that biological marvel has been revealed in this article from The Daily Mail. Is it there rigorous fitness regimen? Is it there strong willpower? Um, no:

Adderall:
When Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of drink-driving, police said they found cocaine in her pocket. Paris Hilton recently admitted to U.S. talk show host Larry King that she takes Adderall for attention deficit disorder. Both drugs are often used by women looking to lose weight. Hollywood's party girls always seem to have access to certain drugs known to help shed pounds. At the moment, Adderall is the latest diet drug craze in Hollywood, and the number of celebrities addicted to it continues to rise.

Smoking:
Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl looks to have lost a stone in the last year. She may be following a healthy eating plan, but she appears to have a secret weapon - she smokes constantly...Nowadays she is rarely photographed without a cigarette in her mouth, and when she isn't smoking, she is clutching a pack.

Fasting:
Paris Hilton caused a stir when she walked into New York restaurant Nobu recently. When a waiter asked the heiress for her order, he was quietly told: "Mineral water." In fact, over the course of her two-hour "meal", Paris took sips of water and Red Bull - she didn't eat a single bite...Then there's the master cleanse, otherwise known as the lemonade diet: water mixed with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. Beyonce admitted following it for two weeks to drop one-and-a-half stone for the film Dreamgirls, and Jared Leto used it to shed the two stone he'd gained to play Mark Chapman in the film Chapter 27.

Laxatives:
Today, many actresses are taking laxatives in the form of "dieter's tea", which has a mild laxative effect. Some starlets are drinking up to ten cups a day. Trainer Gelband says: "The latest trend among models is mixing laxative tea with the master cleanse diet. All they drink is master cleanse and laxative tea."

There's really no one mentioned in this article who I care if they live or die, so my empathy for all these idiots is like a ten year old girl at Neverland Ranch. It's not really being bothered.