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Katie "Jordan" Price is Perfect

People complain about fake tits all the time. Katie Price's mangled, been fed through the wood chipper tits have been stabbed and sliced more than O.J. Simpson's victims and I don't hear any of them complaining.

Click for the NSFW scarred darkness:

Bonus: When I think of dark nipples, I think Al B. Sure! nn-gurrll...

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posted by Jenny on Fri, May 16, 2008 | |

Jordan Slips a Nipple

You probably can't tell, but Jordan (Katie Price) is at a book signing. A book that she wrote. Her seventh. A book with pages filled with words. And this is what she wore. This. Many theorists believe that this is why Jane Austen didn't sell that many books. "Her boobs weren't that big. They weren't big at all." a man from 1815 was quoted as saying.

NSFW, obviously:

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posted by Todd on Thu, February 14, 2008 | |

Katie Price is Still an Attention Whore

Walking around with somebody's name branded on your ass is only acceptable if you're a farm animal, a prostitute, or a Cabbage Patch Kid. However, I'm pretty sure that Katie "Jordan" Price falls into all three categories, so we'll let this one slide.

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posted by Jenny on Fri, November 30, 2007 | |

Katie"Jordan" Price is Classy

Katie Price (a.k.a. "Jordan") is the UK version of Britney Spears but with better hair extensions and less retarded looking kids. Britney, here's how you show the world your labia without showing the world your labia. See, you can allude to your "pink taco" without actually serving it.

These might be NSFW:

Labels: katie price, britney spears, bianca gascoigne, nsfw, uk girls

posted by Jenny on Fri, November 2, 2007 | |